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So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« on: April 06, 2010, 07:39:19 PM »
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So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do something about it
   
Aren't you tired hearing right-wingers go on and on about personal freedom and individual responsibility when you know full well they'll be the first ones in line for health care paid for you by you and me when they get sick or have an accident (even if they were too ruggedly individualistic to actually contribute their fair share into the system)?

To allow these fine principled individuals to fully live out their heroic ideals (even if incapacitated or unconscious), I have created a new "issue wristband" for tea baggers, libertarians, et al.
It's called "No Cash - No Care" and you can find out more about it here
http://www.NoCashNoCare.com

The basic idea is that this wristband will let first responders and other medical professionals know about the person's principled opposition to health insurance and instruct them to only treat until the cash is gone.

Hope that you won't mind me tooting my own horn. Also makes a great gift for ultra-libertarians or tea baggers you may know. And yes, the site might be a tad satirical in nature.



Yeah, this will go over well.
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 08:06:57 PM »
First of all, I'm under no illusions that liberals on average will pay in more to the system than they take out.  It's never been the case with any other gov't program, so no reason to believe it will be any different this time.

Second, the wristband would make sense if the person wearing it had the opinion of opting out of obama-non-care, but they don't.  I suspect this promotion will fail as badly as the other ill-conceived ideas we have witnessed them attempt over the years.

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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 08:20:46 PM »
Well that's just ****ing stupid. Really, really stupid. Since when did anyone object to health insurance? We just don't want to buy it from the damn government.

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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2010, 09:25:02 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 06, 2010, 08:20:46 PM
Well that's just ****ing stupid. Really, really stupid. Since when did anyone object to health insurance? We just don't want to buy it from the damn government.

Cindie

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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2010, 09:29:43 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 06, 2010, 08:20:46 PM
Well that's just ******* stupid. Really, really stupid. Since when did anyone object to health insurance? We just don't want to buy it from the damn government.

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Sigh.. When will you stop spewing that "Fright Wing" hatred ? (Facepalm)   :-)
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2010, 10:05:19 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 06, 2010, 08:20:46 PM
Well that's just ****ing stupid. Really, really stupid. Since when did anyone object to health insurance? We just don't want to buy it from the damn government.

Cindie

It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to carry some vague implication that you're, "teaching the Repugs a lesson." Even if that lesson is, "Yes, I'm a brain-dead moron who doesn't have the slightest concept of what satire is."

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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 04:07:43 AM »
Did someone leave the projector running again at teh DUmp?

That's about the third different thread where I've seen the DUmmies claiming that those of us that actually PAY taxes will be supported by them...would have a poorer lifestyle and standard of living than your average DUmmie if the country split...or that we Conservatives/Republicans are somehow going to turn into the leaches of society because of the high cost of Obamacare?

It seems that they believe we've morphed into them. :thatsright:
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 08:15:26 AM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on April 07, 2010, 04:07:43 AM
That's about the third different thread where I've seen the DUmmies claiming that those of us that actually PAY taxes will be supported by them...

They believe those wealthier than themselves have stolen it all from the poor.
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 09:07:35 AM »
This could be useful, actually, if we buy a bunch of them and give them to ambulance crews so they can slap one on the wrist of any DUers they get called to pick up (They'll be able to tell by the mounds of Cheetos wrappers, pizza boxes, general squalor, and the 350#-plus heft of the patient).
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 09:08:59 AM »
Another stupid idea brought to you by the dregs at the DUmp.
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2010, 09:15:13 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 07, 2010, 09:07:35 AM
This could be useful, actually, if we buy a bunch of them and give them to ambulance crews so they can slap one on the wrist of any DUers they get called to pick up (They'll be able to tell by the mounds of Cheetos wrappers, pizza boxes, general squalor, and the 350#-plus heft of the patient).

Not to mention they will have died slumped over a keyboard with; Daily Kos, DUmp, MSNBC or some other BS site showing on the monitor.

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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2010, 09:27:46 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on April 07, 2010, 09:15:13 AM
Not to mention they will have died slumped over a keyboard with; Daily Kos, DUmp, MSNBC or some other BS site showing on the monitor.

KC

Isn't that how the fat slob Kephra was found?
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2010, 09:34:09 AM »
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So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do something about it............   

The basic idea is that this wristband will let first responders and other medical professionals know about the person's principled opposition to health insurance and instruct them to only treat until the cash is gone..........

He stole MY idea.  I have wanted such a branding forced upon all those who have a principled opposition to employment.
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2010, 09:38:49 AM »
Well, focus, you're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2010, 09:47:12 AM »
For the life of me I just can't figure out why those people are not super rich.  I mean, that is one hell of an idea.  bet that DUchebag is a multi-millionaire.

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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2010, 02:41:59 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 07, 2010, 09:27:46 AM
Isn't that how the fat slob Kephra was found?

That's how it was told .....

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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2010, 03:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on April 07, 2010, 02:41:59 PM
That's how it was told .....

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That's what I thought.  There have been so many DUmmies who have bought the farm, I wasn't sure if that was the right story.  Wasn't Khephra (think I fixed the spelling properly) found by his mother slumped over a keyboard with the DUmp, Kos, Truthout, et al on several screens in front of him?
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2010, 03:33:57 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 07, 2010, 03:29:17 PM
That's what I thought.  There have been so many DUmmies who have bought the farm, I wasn't sure if that was the right story.  Wasn't Khephra (think I fixed the spelling properly) found by his mother slumped over a keyboard with the DUmp, Kos, Truthout, et al on several screens in front of him?

Well it was evidently slumped over the keyboard but I don't know about what was on the screen.  I would think DU  MUST have been up due to momma finding him in the basement and figuring out how to access DU .....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2924776

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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2010, 03:56:16 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on April 07, 2010, 04:07:43 AM
Did someone leave the projector running again at teh DUmp?

That's about the third different thread where I've seen the DUmmies claiming that those of us that actually PAY taxes will be supported by them...would have a poorer lifestyle and standard of living than your average DUmmie if the country split...or that we Conservatives/Republicans are somehow going to turn into the leaches of society because of the high cost of Obamacare?

It seems that they believe we've morphed into them. :thatsright:

It llks like the DUmmies stole a cinerama widescreen projector this time. They are projecting so much that you could see it from orbit .
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2010, 04:19:04 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on April 07, 2010, 03:56:16 PM
It llks like the DUmmies stole a cinerama widescreen projector this time. They are projecting so much that you could see it from orbit .

That is probably why the space shuttle had trouble docking with the space station....   :hammer:
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2010, 06:22:46 AM »
Does his wristband also mean unless someone pays into welfare first they shouldn't be allowed to collect benefits?
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2010, 03:36:10 PM »
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2010, 03:50:42 PM »
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So, "Mr Mucous" pissed down his leg. That 'sposed to be some kinda surprise?
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Re: So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do somet
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2010, 05:51:21 PM »
After considering this, I think the unfocused primitive should be Tombstoned for usning DU to market goods without permission from management.

Primitives are the only people who will buy these things, as gag gifts.
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