Yeah really. Look at Grasswire's goofy menu. You would come away from her "veritable feast" very hungry. Corn meal mush by any foreign name is still corn meal mush. Jello with carrots in it? Yuck. Peas with mint? Evil. Slow cooked green beans? Does that mean they've been boiled to mush? The only protein is a smattering of cold shrimp. And you have to tear the legs and shit off them first to get at them.
My menu, because we do Easter, was: Filet mignons wrapped in bacon from Omaha Steaks, in Frank's neck of the woods (outstanding), baked potatoes, green beans not boiled to mush, but rather sauteed, and cheesecake. Beer to drink. Happy Easter!