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Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« on: April 01, 2010, 03:28:47 PM »
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bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Thu Apr-01-10 03:11 PM
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I pulled over a car with an Obama sticker last night.
 
Walking through a parking lot last night, I saw a car with two Obama stickers. I smiled, saw there were people in the car, and walked up to the driver's window and signaled to speak with her. After she rolled down her window, I told her I really liked her bumperstickers, and she grinned widely. Good grief, if I saw her coming toward my window, I'd hit the gas -- hard!

We had quite a conversation, and several times she said that I was the only person who had commented on her stickers, and that it was really good to hear it. She goes to school at a liberal small community college, in a liberal city, and said she is becoming fearful of having the bumperstickers on. Twice she has come out to the parking lot to find someone had pasted a F--- sticker on both of her Obama stickers, and she has had people tailgating her and honking and flipping her off. sure, sure  :mental:

I asked if other students with Obama stickers were finding evidence of "tampering" on their cars, and she said they were. I suggested getting them together with the Dean and head of security, and finding a solution.

I told her that old geezers like me who have been agitating since Vietnam are very happy to see the young whippersnappers getting involved, and that made her very happy to know that. she was probably just grinning nervously by this point as in "How do I get away from this kook?"

We talked more, and she let me know she is going into social work, is very interested in homelessness and what I am doing, wait -- Bobbo is homeless?????  :lmao: and suggested that some song-writing friends of hers could compose a song or two for the struggle. She gave me her email addy and asked for mine, so it was a very good connection.

She repeated how nice it was to hear that somebody appreciated her stickers, and wants to know how to be more involved now.

I highly recommend "pulling over" Obama cars... it can be quite rewarding for all concerned.

Oh yeah... I did my bit for health care....blood pressure was lowered all around. ^_^

Eh, very weak actually
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 03:31:04 PM »
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 03:32:42 PM »
So putting a stupid bumper sticker on your car is "getting involved" according to liberals?
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 03:33:59 PM »
How do you pull over a car while on foot?
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 03:54:49 PM »
Too bad that the Dems and the Obamessiah don't have the same kind of bounces, eh? :evillaugh:
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 04:00:00 PM »
Quote from: BEG on April 01, 2010, 03:32:42 PM
So putting a stupid bumper sticker on your car is "getting involved" according to liberals?
Dude, it takes effort! First you gotta put down the bong . . .  :-)
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 04:08:13 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 01, 2010, 03:33:59 PM
How do you pull over a car while on foot?

Pinned them in while they were trying to pull out of the library parking garage is my bet.
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 04:16:08 PM »

 Blammo
 Bouncy
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 04:52:19 PM »
Bobbolink is homeless, you know...

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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 05:12:30 PM »
This is all all a spin-off of some lighthearted line Sarah Palin delivered in a speech a short while back, something to the effect of, "Next time you see a car with an Obama sticker on it, stop them and ask them how that hopey-changey thing is going."

Of course the DUmbasses, being the ardent editors of Conservative quotes they are, changed "stop them" to "pull them over," and there followed a batshit hysterical twittering about how Palin was "encouraging road rage," directing her minions to engage in "vehicular assault" against liberals, and generally fomenting violent revolution. (What is it with DUmmies that causes them to see an armed Tea Partyer behind every tree anyway?)

Anyway, all this has led to at least a couple of Bouncies about DUmmies having been accosted since the speech over their bumper stickers, and of course they always respond to the accoster with some devastating riposte that leaves them slack-jawed and speechless for which they receive unquestioning kudos and adoration of all the other DUmmies reading the thread.

Here's one of them:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8064461

Here's an actual incident in which they blame...yup, you guessed it. Palin:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8063062
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 10:15:38 PM »
Who wants to really get close enough to a Lib to ask them how that Hopey-Changey thing is working out for them
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 10:27:17 PM »
Here is what to do when you see a cop writeing a parking ticket on a car with a Obozo bumper sticker on it.
Tell the cop he should give a poor ole' person like yourself a break. He will keep writeing since he already started to write the ticket.
Then call him a fat ass doughnut sucking piece of work. he will write yet another ticket.
Then when he leaves while saying have a great day, let him get out of sight, then get in your own vehicle and go about you way. :rotf:
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 10:44:50 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 01, 2010, 04:52:19 PM
Bobbolink is homeless, you know.
Homeless, with 24-hour internet access and an e-mail account.

Meanwhile Pam, although trying to keep it quiet, is on chemo.
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2010, 09:51:10 AM »
I think maybe I'll convert my old truck to "electric"....no not a hybrid or battery powered but "electrified"....you know, like a condensor charged with 50,000 volts and enough amps to fry moonbats in an instant. Put bumperstickers all over it with "BUSH AGAIN 2012" or maybe "ROVE/CHENEY 2012"....something to really get the liberals goat so that when they touch the truck to deface it....psssst... DUmmie fries like a bug in a bug zapper....Hey, that's "green" in my book.
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2010, 10:24:47 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 02, 2010, 09:51:10 AM
... DUmmie fries like a bug in a bug zapper....Hey, that's "green" in my book.

Plus less DUmmies = fewer CO2 emissions. Great for the environment.
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2010, 10:51:04 AM »
When I read this I though who would roll down the window and talk to some stanky old homeless hobo for more the .5 seconds. Get a whiff. Even Pam D, with her dying skin from the chemo, has to smell better.
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2010, 02:52:45 PM »
Quote from: BEG on April 01, 2010, 03:32:42 PM
So putting a stupid bumper sticker on your car is "getting involved" according to liberals?

BEG, you have to remember these people think being " socially conscious" or "progressive" is having a bumper sticker on your car or wearing a stupid ribbon. Both are meaningless as we all know.
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Re: Bobbo's Bumpersticker Bouncy
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2010, 10:38:19 PM »
Quote from: BEG on April 01, 2010, 03:32:42 PM
So putting a stupid bumper sticker on your car is "getting involved" according to liberals?

not only does it get you involved, putting a bumper sticker on you car makes you "a hero! a patriot!" [/dummy]

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