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Offline BEG

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OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« on: March 31, 2010, 04:32:35 PM »
I didn't watch these videos before I ordered it.   :o


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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 04:33:42 PM »
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 04:36:53 PM »
I (briefly) had an EpiLady back in the early 80s but decided it was more suited for the CIA to use for interrogations . . . (ow, ow, ow, ow!!)  :-)
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 04:41:12 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 31, 2010, 04:36:53 PM
I (briefly) had an EpiLady back in the early 80s but decided it was more suited for the CIA to use for interrogations . . . (ow, ow, ow, ow!!)  :-)

The new ones are supposed to be better now. 

This is the one I ordered:  LINK


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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 04:49:31 PM »
I can't wait until she gets to the bikini area.....
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 05:08:25 PM »
I remember buying one of those as a gift to my ex wife. I THOUGHT I was being thoughtful.  :o Only if she were a masochist would it have been appropriate.
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 05:38:07 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 31, 2010, 05:08:25 PM
I remember buying one of those as a gift to my ex wife. I THOUGHT I was being thoughtful.  :o Only if she were a masochist would it have been appropriate.

Silly boy, if my husband bought me one I would think he thought I was a Wookie.  Men....you never learn.   :p
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 07:31:10 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 31, 2010, 04:41:12 PM
The new ones are supposed to be better now. 

This is the one I ordered:  LINK



We will wait to see your video of how you react, Especially when you do your bikini line. :rotf:
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 07:42:49 PM »
Quote from: Woodhick on March 31, 2010, 07:31:10 PM
We will wait to see your video of how you react, Especially when you do your bikini line. :rotf:

Ha!  You would have to pay me to see it.


Hmmmm....I do have a paypal account and I happen to need some funds as I just bought a pair of True Religion jeans off eBay.    :uhsure:
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 07:43:22 PM »
I'm taking up a collection and starting a PayPal account now.
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 07:45:06 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 31, 2010, 07:42:49 PM
Ha!  You would have to pay me to see it.


Hmmmm....I do have a paypal account and I happen to need some funds as I just bought a pair of True Religion jeans off eBay.    :uhsure:
Sorry I'm broke too. Obozo spread all my wealth. :bawl:
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 07:50:50 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 31, 2010, 07:43:22 PM
I'm taking up a collection and starting a PayPal account now.

You always "got" my back.  :-*
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2010, 07:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Woodhick on March 31, 2010, 07:45:06 PM
Sorry I'm broke too. Obozo spread all my wealth. :bawl:

I see how you are, why won't you support me you evil rethug? 
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2010, 07:57:21 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 31, 2010, 07:53:10 PM
I see how you are, why won't you support me you evil rethug? 
Cause I told you , Obozo took all I had  or ever will have. Along with my grand kids.
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2010, 08:02:39 PM »
Quote from: Woodhick on March 31, 2010, 07:57:21 PM
Cause I told you , Obozo took all I had  or ever will have. Along with my grand kids.

You should get a 2nd job to support me. 
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2010, 08:08:12 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 31, 2010, 08:02:39 PM
You should get a 2nd job to support me. 
I  will as soon as congress gives employers such as me tax breaks.
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2010, 08:20:28 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 31, 2010, 04:32:35 PM
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um...BEG?...whcha usin it on?...


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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2010, 08:39:43 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 31, 2010, 08:20:28 PM
um...BEG?...whcha usin it on?...


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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2010, 08:46:04 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 31, 2010, 08:39:43 PM
Everywhere baby!

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2010, 08:50:07 PM »
CRAZY!
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2010, 08:53:07 PM »
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2010, 08:59:26 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 31, 2010, 08:53:07 PM
No, you so crazy.

not THAT crazy.  But, hell, I was born near hairless.   :fuelfire:
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2010, 10:07:00 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 31, 2010, 08:59:26 PM
not THAT crazy.  But, hell, I was born near hairless.   :fuelfire:

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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2010, 10:21:17 PM »
I remember nothing would do - my wife HAD TO HAVE an Epilady.  I warned her.  I said it would be torture.  It got turn on once for about three seconds and then I never heard about it or saw it again.  I threatened to buy another one and use it as a surprise cooter comb in the middle of the night.
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Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2010, 10:48:18 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 31, 2010, 10:21:17 PM
I remember nothing would do - my wife HAD TO HAVE an Epilady.  I warned her.  I said it would be torture.  It got turn on once for about three seconds and then I never heard about it or saw it again.  I threatened to buy another one and use it as a surprise cooter comb in the middle of the night.

LOL  :rotf:
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