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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« on: March 31, 2010, 03:41:24 PM »
Let's hope sex rehab really works because Tiger Woods will face the ultimate temptation when he returns to The Master's Golf Tournament next week.

In a stroke of marketing genius, the good people over at Hooters have found a way to get some press by turning a golf tournament into a three-ringed circus, as the Augusta Hooters girls will be setting up camp within swinging distance of Woods' club. Yes, during the week-long event, there will be "Par 3″ bikini contests, putting and long drive events and other golf-themed competitions.

Woods recently said, "Although I'm returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life." With a hot bikini contest just down the street from where he'll be teeing off, it looks like he'll be working overtime to keep his putter in check during The Masters.

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Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 03:45:01 PM »
Tiger will wear 2 condoms at the Masters. Just incase he gets a hole in one. :-)
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Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 03:52:30 PM »
Well played, Woodhick, well played!

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Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 04:00:54 PM »
How many strokes will it take to hit his way outta that trap?
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Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 04:28:40 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 31, 2010, 04:00:54 PM
How many strokes will it take to hit his way outta that trap?

Depends on how big and deep it is--and whether any other golfer has used it first. :rimshot:
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Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 04:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 31, 2010, 03:41:24 PM
Let's hope sex rehab really works because Tiger Woods will face the ultimate temptation when he returns to The Master's Golf Tournament next week.

SO I guess Hooters has stopped pretending to be wholesome and harmless?
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Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 07:10:20 PM »
Quote from: FGL on March 31, 2010, 04:48:46 PM
SO I guess Hooters has stopped pretending to be wholesome and harmless?

Well, but all their future waitresses are future lawyers, doctors, and business tycoons.
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Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 08:27:03 PM »
This might explain why He's been fracking up so bad during the practices that he might not even make the cut.
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Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 10:29:21 PM »
Maybe because his driver is getting thrown at too many hoes I mean holes
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Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 10:30:25 PM »
Tiger said he  has 99 problems. 11 of those are bitches.
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