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subway cat fires her therapist
« on: March 31, 2010, 06:46:55 AM »
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I quit my therapist today

She is a new ager type and I can't deal with her pushing the new age stuff anymore.She would give me simplistic answers.Told me not to judge an aryan brotherhood thug as a danger to my life,that I think that denial she did was the last straw.Her hypocrisy became intolerable.

For awhile she was ok,but her unrealistic ideas about how to deal with dangerous or bad situations was silly to me. I began to feel like she was not about really helping me,if it might get 'messy'. She seemed to try making me be like her,just giving me platitudes,telling me to not judge or say someone or some situations are toxic or crazy makers for me.

I couldn't really talk to her on a deep level about what upsets me because either she didn't want to just listen and just wanted to fix it before I even had time to articulate it,or she wanted me appearing to be 'stable' after my 45 minutes.I don' know her motives.I have a radically different perspective than hers,and that also makes us no longer compatible.

She thought her saying things I didn't want to hear was the problem of why I left,but what she doesn't get is I hear stuff I don't like hearing alot,I think she was counter-transferring on me.I hope to find a more realistic therapist soon.I don't trust her for many reasons over time,and,because she was unwilling to let me open up because once I began to feel what I was saying, she'd shut me down. I felt myself swallowing emotions.I think part of my process of healing is to feel my feelings concerning the past which is dissociated from memory and learn to cope with the past with both intellectual and emotional understanding together..

No primitive showed up at this campfire.

Alas! poor lonely campfire! poor lonely campfire burning unnoticed! alas!
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 07:25:28 AM »
Who's paying for this?

It it court ordered or voluntary?
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 07:55:40 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 31, 2010, 07:25:28 AM
Who's paying for this?

It it court ordered or voluntary?

If she did the firing, it would probably be one of those "court ordered, but you can select from this list" things.
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 08:08:20 AM »
The Cat says, "I have a radically different perspective than hers,...." I would certainly hope so.

....and there is one more happy therapist in the world this morning.

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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 08:12:20 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 31, 2010, 07:55:40 AM
If she did the firing, it would probably be one of those "court ordered, but you can select from this list" things.

Wouldn't it be great if the other option was involuntary commitment and she ended up with the same therapist?
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 08:27:29 AM »
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I think part of my process of healing is to feel my feelings concerning the past which is dissociated from memory and learn to cope with the past with both intellectual and emotional understanding together..

Get a load of that pseudo-psycho gobbledygook!!  It almost looks like parody, doesn't it? 
This is killing me.  Can't one of you guys send one of your moles over to at least say "there there.  there there." 
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 10:17:25 AM »
It's problem is that it doesn't really want to get well, just wants a sounding board so it can endlessly whine about the same issues over and over again.

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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 10:20:24 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 31, 2010, 10:17:25 AM
It's problem is that it doesn't really want to get well, just wants a sounding board so it can endlessly whine about the same issues over and over again.

Cindie

She's losing her audience.
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 10:31:43 AM »
Just think how sad it is....once 0bamacare takes over, the DUmmies will all be flocking to therapists...all on our dime.
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 10:40:29 AM »
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For awhile she was ok,but her unrealistic ideas about how to deal with dangerous or bad situations was silly to me
Welcome to our world UGP! :whatever:
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 12:30:51 PM »
Someone more realistic??

uhhh..... that's funny
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 01:15:15 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 31, 2010, 08:08:20 AM
The Cat says, "I have a radically different perspective than hers,...." I would certainly hope so.

....and there is one more happy therapist in the world this morning.




Now wait this therapist might just have her head that far up her ass as UP.  :-)
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2010, 02:01:54 PM »
That cats been through more docs then bunnies have sex.
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2010, 02:11:04 PM »
Funny how it is mad that the therapist is new age and stuff. I thought the primitives felt that white light was a cure all?
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2010, 04:14:27 PM »
She wants a therapist who just nods in agreement to any wacked-out shit she presents to them. If one tries to hold up a mirror and give the feline basket case some insight into her problems, he/she/it runs away.

In other words, Subway Kitty doesn't want to cope with the world, Subway kitty wants the world to cope with her, him, whatever.
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2010, 04:25:22 PM »
Quote from: dandi on March 31, 2010, 04:14:27 PM
She wants a therapist who just nods in agreement to any wacked-out shit she presents to them. If one tries to hold up a mirror and give the feline basket case some insight into her problems, he/she/it runs away.

In other words, Subway Kitty doesn't want to cope with the world, Subway kitty wants the world to cope with her, him, whatever.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2010, 04:31:47 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on March 31, 2010, 02:11:04 PM
Funny how it is mad that the therapist is new age and stuff. I thought the primitives felt that white light was a cure all?

Well, I'm all for giving them plenty of it, as long as we can get them to sit in one place and we can get the launch codes.
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Re: subway cat fires her therapist
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2010, 08:23:21 PM »
Wait she will hire them back.
Next thing she will be saying is she is liveing on a budget.
She can't have sex at her b/f house he is married.
She can't have sex at her house she is married.
 Holiday Inn charges $75 for a room
So they go to the shrinks office and have them watch them have sex. The shrink charges half price since it doesn't take up a whole hour and only charges them $50
Medicaid pays $100 so they get a $50 refund.
This is how libtards think. :banghead:
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