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Offline Carl

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PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack... (most pompous boncy ever)
« on: March 25, 2010, 06:52:28 PM »
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PCIntern  (1000+ posts)          Thu Mar-25-10 06:31 PM
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PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack...
   
Three weeks ago, a Flash Mob (see Philly.com) erupted at The Gallery, some ten blocks away from PCIntern's dental office. Knowing that these miscreants were headed his way, he locked his doors and drew his blinds to no avail. The mob continued to approach 16th and Chestnut and 16th and Sansom Streets, all the while screaming and calling out loudly. Knowing that he might be doomed, PCIntern hid under some C-Fold towel cases in his supply room, and it was fortunate that he did.

For after the Mob was dispersed by Law enforcement Agents, PCIntern noticed scratches on the doorknob leading to his suite of offices which could only have been caused by hordes of individuals attempting to kill him. When police stated that the marks on the doorknob had most likely not been caused by the Flash Mob, PCIntern replied that that knob has been in use for nearly thirty years and he never ever saw those scratches before, thus an investigation would be warranted. Clearly, the House passage of the Health Care Reform Bill weeks later was to blame for this incident, since not only did Facebook provide the vehicle for the transmission of coordinates for the mob to riot, but several people predicted the passage of the bill.

The police took a statement and left the premises. PCIntern now sits and shudders quietly behind double-locked doors, awaiting his fate.

Oh for the love of God. :whatever:
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Re: PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack... (most pompous boncy ever)
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 07:10:20 PM »
Why does PCIntern talk about himself in third person all the time? 
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Re: PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack... (most pompous boncy ever)
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 07:19:59 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 25, 2010, 07:10:20 PM
Why does PCIntern talk about himself in third person all the time?
DUmmy PCIntern is a receptionist or cleaning person who takes on the persona of the professional at the DUmp. The professional third person is a lot more interesting than the minimum-wage first person. DUmmy PCIntern is a very disturbed moonbat.
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Re: PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack... (most pompous boncy ever)
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 07:26:43 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 25, 2010, 07:19:59 PM
DUmmy PCIntern is a receptionist or cleaning person who takes on the persona of the professional at the DUmp. The professional third person is a lot more interesting than the minimum-wage first person. DUmmy PCIntern is a very disturbed moonbat.

CC'er GOBUCKS has a notorious gift for understatement... :cheers1:
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Re: PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack... (most pompous boncy ever)
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2010, 07:33:55 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 25, 2010, 07:10:20 PM
Why does PCIntern talk about himself in third person all the time? 

Because that's one of the other personalities typing.
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Re: PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack... (most pompous boncy ever)
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2010, 07:02:52 AM »
What an utter goofball. 

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Oh for the love of God.

I cannot improve on this comment. 

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Re: PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack... (most pompous boncy ever)
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2010, 07:13:21 AM »
Quote from: BEG on March 25, 2010, 07:10:20 PM
Why does PCIntern talk about himself in third person all the time? 

PCIntern does not stoop to talk to the likes of you, no matter how cute your eye is.

Begone filthy heathen. Your presence offends PCIntern.
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Re: PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack... (most pompous boncy ever)
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2010, 07:43:19 AM »
PCIntern is a girly-man -- if, in fact, it's a man at all!  :loser:
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Re: PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack... (most pompous boncy ever)
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2010, 09:25:57 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 26, 2010, 07:13:21 AM
PCIntern does not stoop to talk to the likes of you, no matter how cute your eye is.

Begone filthy heathen. Your presence offends PCIntern.

I like real men anyway. Now go kill me some dinner.
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