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Offline BEG

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Found the perfect kitchen gadget for DU'ers
« on: March 22, 2010, 08:08:21 PM »
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The ROBOSTIR, perfect for lazy DU'ers



Actually if it worked there are times I wish I had one when I had to continually stir gravy or whatever while I need to chop something else at the same time. 
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Re: Found the perfect kitchen gadget for DU'ers
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2010, 10:13:01 AM »
How did I know 'Ant-ta-nee" would be hawking this thing.    :thatsright:
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Re: Found the perfect kitchen gadget for DU'ers
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 10:36:55 AM »
Quote from: BEG on March 22, 2010, 08:08:21 PM
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The ROBOSTIR, perfect for lazy DU'ers



Actually if it worked there are times I wish I had one when I had to continually stir gravy or whatever while I need to chop something else at the same time. 

And that's why you'll never be a DUmmie, they would have to have a different one for each type of sauce they made.  :-)
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Re: Found the perfect kitchen gadget for DU'ers
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 11:00:36 AM »
I always figured the perfect kitchen gadget for DUmmies was a cheese grater.

Mostly because whenever something exceptionally stupid was done in eyeshot of my dad, his line was: "That's kinda like masturbating with a cheese grater, son.  There might be a little bit of pleasure in there somewhere, but it's mostly pain."

 :lmao: Dad still cracks me up.
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Re: Found the perfect kitchen gadget for DU'ers
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2010, 11:54:10 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 23, 2010, 11:00:36 AM
I always figured the perfect kitchen gadget for DUmmies was a cheese grater.

Mostly because whenever something exceptionally stupid was done in eyeshot of my dad, his line was: "That's kinda like masturbating with a cheese grater, son.  There might be a little bit of pleasure in there somewhere, but it's mostly pain."

 :lmao: Dad still cracks me up.

 :rotf: :rotf: That's gotta be one for the "Shit My Dad Says" FB page......
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Re: Found the perfect kitchen gadget for DU'ers
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2010, 11:59:46 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 23, 2010, 11:00:36 AM
I always figured the perfect kitchen gadget for DUmmies was a cheese grater.

Mostly because whenever something exceptionally stupid was done in eyeshot of my dad, his line was: "That's kinda like masturbating with a cheese grater, son.  There might be a little bit of pleasure in there somewhere, but it's mostly pain."

 :lmao: Dad still cracks me up.

HA that is funny right there. 
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Re: Found the perfect kitchen gadget for DU'ers
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2010, 10:40:07 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 22, 2010, 08:08:21 PM
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The ROBOSTIR, perfect for lazy DU'ers

Does Vince hawk that thing on TV?

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Actually if it worked there are times I wish I had one when I had to continually stir gravy or whatever while I need to chop something else at the same time.

I can just see you with the Robostir in one hand and this in the other:

[youtube=425,350]Yaw7qX_ZDNE[/youtube]
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