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Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« on: March 22, 2010, 03:41:48 PM »
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scheming daemons  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Mar-22-10 03:36 PM
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Prediction: In the next 3 weeks, each of these will happen
   
- The DOW will hit 11,000 for the first time since before Lehman Brothers' collapse. I doubt it

- The March jobs report will come out, listing the first net gain in jobs in more than 2 years. Highly doubtful

- Housing starts and auto sales will have an unexpected surge reported for March. Domestic auto sales will have the biggest jump. I doubt that too



This, combined with the aftermath of the HCR law passage, will provide a big boost to Democrats as they begin working toward the 2010 midterm elections. doubtful since they went against the will of the people


Bonus predictions:

- Rush Limbaugh will announce that he is NOT leaving the country.... citing the examples of Alec Baldwin and others who didn't leave the country in 2004 when Bush was re-elected. He'll say that if Alec can back out of his promise, then Rush can back out of his. wrong since Rush never claimed he was moving

- Tiger Woods at the Masters will dominate all news coverage. You got that one

- By March 31st, Obama's Gallup approval rating will be 55%. I doubt that too

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4. Bush was elected only once. nt

No he stole both elections remember?  :mental:

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6. Rush already backed out of his promise to move to Costa Rica
   
he will only seek medical attention there. Because the US Medical system sucks, in comparison to Costa Rica. (pretty much true...)

What?

(just couldn't come up with a good back out on that one, eh, Rush?)

Considering that was what he said from the start it's not a back out you idiot.

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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2010, 04:04:49 PM »
I predict that DUmmie is all wrong on all counts.

I see an increase in the number of private hospitals in the not to distant future.
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2010, 04:07:44 PM »
Little DUmpmonkeys are now claiming the future can be told not in tea leaves, but in the crap they fling against the wall? 

Good luck with that--btw, Taco Bell is hiring.  Fix me a chalupa!
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 08:19:06 AM »
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9. Those are good. I should be more careful arguing with you.
 Seriously, nice job. 

Oh for DUmb.   :thatsright:

K&R. /DU.   Let's see on April 9 how the Nostradumbass did.   
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2010, 10:09:42 AM »
Tuesday March 23 progress report:

Housing sales fall to lowest level sine July.

Obama goes into 51% DISAPPROVE 46% approve in CNN. This is first time Obama has gone to a majority DISAPPROVE in a CNN poll!!

The continuous Gallup employment went down hard last week.
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2010, 11:08:53 AM »
"Nostradumbass"

Classic.  :lmao:
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2010, 03:21:45 PM »
Quote from: dandi on March 23, 2010, 11:08:53 AM
"Nostradumbass"

Classic.  :lmao:

Yeah, it's an awesome moniker. Still laughing every time I see the title.  :-)
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2010, 03:23:42 PM »
"Magic fairy dust and wishful thinking."

Name two things liberals base their assumptions on.
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2010, 06:25:17 PM »
Lowest Gallup for Obama this week, DOW has these events already kinda "built in," employment figures are always massaged and this: http://hotair.com/archives/2010/03/23/existing-home-sales-fall-again-in-february/


One small quibble with that excellent moniker, shouldn't it be written as NostraDUmbass?
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2010, 06:39:31 PM »
The 11,000 mark can be reached tomorrow with another day like today.  I'd say that isn't that big a forecast.  The rest is BS though.
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2010, 08:34:40 PM »
Corporations stocks will go up when they cut health benefits and pay the fine instead.

The government will issue faked up lies about jobs and housing.
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 01:53:32 AM »
Quote from: happy1ga on March 23, 2010, 06:25:17 PM
One small quibble with that excellent moniker, shouldn't it be written as NostraDUmbass?

How about a complete makeover.... NutsoDUmbass ?
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Re: Nostradumbass makes predictions.
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 05:46:59 AM »
Quote from: happy1ga on March 23, 2010, 06:25:17 PM
Lowest Gallup for Obama this week, DOW has these events already kinda "built in," employment figures are always massaged and this: http://hotair.com/archives/2010/03/23/existing-home-sales-fall-again-in-february/


One small quibble with that excellent moniker, shouldn't it be written as NostraDUmbass?

This says all that's needed to be said.  Though, the office moonbats (there are several) wouldn't get the DU reference. 
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