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Offline bijou

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Fake tan fail
« on: March 22, 2010, 12:41:48 PM »

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SKIN this suspect on a night out is tan-tamount to contraception.

Yet when it comes to this season's hottest colour, orange is still the new black.

Fake tan is an obsession that just won't go away, after all.

So a keen US blogger has uploaded his favourite bad fake tan snaps to form a hilarious hall of shame - paleisthenewtan.com.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2899798/Worst-fake-tan-foul-ups-on-web.html?offset=0#ixzz0ivd3H6Zt

Check out the blog here:   http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/



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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2010, 12:57:13 PM »
Mmmm, big hair and orange boobies.  And syphillis.
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2010, 02:23:42 PM »
hey bijou, orange you gonna post a pic of that Melanotan stuff?

Gotta see what it looks like so that when I run down to the beach I can mix and match the colors mo betta.  :-)

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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2010, 02:36:41 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 22, 2010, 02:23:42 PM
hey bijou, orange you gonna post a pic of that Melanotan stuff?

Gotta see what it looks like so that when I run down to the beach I can mix and match the colors mo betta.  :-)


Hey, you can mix and match any way you want.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9xsnZ-wNWqY/S5R1iQMHwFI/AAAAAAAAAj0/0PZXgk0Uxpc/s1600-h/epic-fail-tan-fail.jpg

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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2010, 02:43:38 PM »
Quote from: bijou on March 22, 2010, 02:36:41 PM
Hey, you can mix and match ny way you want.



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The firewall keeping me from seeing that pic is just a tad bit warmer than the tan-fastic stuff I'll see on the beach.   :fuelfire:
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2010, 02:50:17 PM »
Speaking of fake tans who can ever forget this one?

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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2010, 03:12:39 PM »
I see an ad in the future.

Get more liberal votes now......use Melonotan and watch your vote count rise.
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2010, 03:34:17 PM »
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2010, 04:19:39 PM »
Must...get...fork...eyes...gouge...out...
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2010, 07:49:17 AM »
I have 40+ years experience spray painting heavy equipment....reckon what's my chances of getting a job spraying the young, sporty models?

Small sporty models only. If I have to lift the headlights or raise the rearbumpers to spray under them, I don't want the job.
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2010, 08:31:27 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 23, 2010, 07:49:17 AM
I have 40+ years experience spray painting heavy equipment....reckon what's my chances of getting a job spraying the young, sporty models?

Small sporty models only. If I have to lift the headlights or raise the rearbumpers to spray under them, I don't want the job.

Whassamatta? Hydraulic lift ain't good enough for ya?   :-)

[insert pic of gas station hydraulic lift here -- firewall won't even let me get to photobucket any more.  :bawl: ]
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2010, 08:42:09 AM »
I'm going to print a few of those pictures to show people what I'm trying to avoid when they tell me I need a tan  :-)
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2010, 11:20:54 AM »
ha ha ha...
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2010, 11:44:16 AM »
Quote from: Chris on March 23, 2010, 11:20:54 AM
ha ha ha...


I'm not so sure that is a fake tan, though. The first few times it is warm enough to go swimming here, I usually have a redneck tan. My arms , neck and face get tanned from being outside at work, but my legs don't.  Fortunately, I tan quickly.
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2010, 07:01:08 PM »
10% tax on indoor tanning salons in the new healthcare bill.... :lmao:
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2010, 08:21:23 PM »
Pass.

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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2010, 09:23:44 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 23, 2010, 11:20:54 AM
ha ha ha...



bet he works construction....
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Re: Fake tan fail
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2010, 10:39:44 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 23, 2010, 11:20:54 AM
ha ha ha...

Cowboy looks like that....He NEVER wears shorts
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