03-17 DUmmie FUnnies

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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2473118/posts

The primitives discuss St. Patrick's Day.

Which is also the gigantic primitive's 41st birthday, if he made it this far.

[GOBUCKS]

The Las Vegas Leviathan has apparently made it to age 41. Against all odds, his exhausted, overtaxed, abused ticker hasn't yet exploded, but the countdown is well underway. He's still lying about his weight (claims to be a sveldt 413), and whines that he's the victim of "cyberbullies", whatever that is:
http://drmcdougall.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=11960&start=645

[franksolich]

Ege Bamyasi
March 17, 2010

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY 41ST BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Yay. I'm getting old.

Just a quick fly-by to share the b-day info and, if you will notice my little ticker at the bottom, I'm now past the 100 lb. loss mark. 106 lbs. released, out of which I owe 75 to McDougalling!

To those of you who have expressed interest in receiving private messages, I promise I'll get one composed and sent out soon.

As I've already stated, I'm sorry that my tone has had to become more clinical, and that I'm not posting here as much. Cyberbullies sure are a fun bunch, aren't they?

I hope all of you have a great St. Patty's Day. I know corned beef and cabbage are pretty much out of the question, but by all means go out and have a big mug of green beer for me today!

Yeah, one wonders who been bullying him.

The anti-fat-people primitives on Skins's island, perhaps?

Remember, that's why the gigantic primitive quit posting there.

What a difference a year makes.  This, from last year:

Systematic Chaos  (1000+ posts)      Thu Mar-19-09 11:57 PM
Response to Original message

5. And so it happens again! (Paratransit rant #2)

Ah, yes. My 40th birthday. Everybody only gets one of those and historically speaking once you've had yours, your days of youth are over and it's on to middle age.

Hey, I don't mind... at least not until Paratransit comes along, yet again, to completely and totally **** up a dinner Jeanette and I had planned for weeks ahead of time.

To make a long story short, due to the ridiculous way the driver's manifest was arranged, we finally ordered the driver to take us home rather than to the restaurant after being nearly two and a half hours non-stop on his bus, and he still was nowhere near the neighborhood across town where the place was.

When we finally got back home it was 7:50 in the evening, and our ride home at the restaurant was set for 8:34. Mind you, we were picked up just a few minutes after 5:00! I don't believe he would have made it to the restaurant by 8:34... or if he did we might have had 10 minutes to walk in and take a deep whiff of the smells of what we wouldn't be eating tonight before jumping on another bus to get home who knows when...?

What sucks about this the most is that when Jeanette called these dipshits up and arranged the rides, she plainly stated that we wanted to be at the restaurant by 6:00. We expected to have over two hours to sit and eat and enjoy a couple margaritas. But noooooo. And then the driver was asking if we wanted to reschedule our ride home for a later time. As if I couldn't wait to see how badly they could **** that up as well.

We ordered pizza tonight. We'll sit home, play games on the computers or our XBox and just try to forget what happened tonight.

But seriously, how can this company be so consistently negligent and lax? They just raised all of the fares by a considerable amount due to when Diesel was running over $4.00 per gallon. Now it's back to around half that, so they can't be that strapped for cash. What? Did Bushit and "Big Dick" Cheney show up at the Regional Transportation Commission of Southern Nevada's main office and give a ****ing motivational speech?

Hell with my 40th birthday dinner... what about all the people who use this service for dialysis and other lifesaving medical treatments? I got off that bus shaking like a leaf from taking my blood sugar medications and then proceeding to be without any food or liquid for nearly three hours while being jounced around like a bingo ball in a hopper. How sick have other people gotten? I have to wonder how many people throw up or mess themselves from being trapped for hours just trying to get from point A to point B?

Do yourselves a favor, everyone. Stay the living **** out of Vegas for any reason! This town doesn't need your support or your tourism. I'd rather they just nuke it and start over about now.

I'm telling you, the same level of incompetence and bullshit that pervades this public transit system is in all walks of life in this city and why I didn't figure that out years ago is anybody's guess. Minneapolis and Phoenix both made infinitely more sense and were so much better arranged than this place. I'm gonna shut up now and quit going on about shit that doesn't matter.

Dinner will be here soon and Jeanette will be back with cold drinks. I just had to get this off my chest real quick while I was here alone.

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Ege Bamyasi

Cyberbullies sure are a fun bunch, aren't they?

Let's hope so, because if you're being bullied it's certainly deserved.

In his fat loss journal, he's all peaches and cream.  But go the the Global Warming Forum in that site, and he's as nasty and overbearing as any of the primitives are, especially when they don't have the evidence to back it up (as he doesn't) and they go into these platitudes of superiority to compensate.

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[franksolich]

Let's hope so, because if you're being bullied it's certainly deserved.

In his fat loss journal, he's all peaches and cream.  But go the the Global Warming Forum in that site, and he's as nasty and overbearing as any of the primitives are, especially when they don't have the evidence to back it up (as he doesn't) and they go into these platitudes of superiority to compensate.

My point, made some weeks ago, remains.

I'm sure that the gigantic primitive thinks that corporations should be open and honest about how they spend subsidies, the people's money.

And yes, that's right.

However.

The gigantic primitive is living off the people's money, too (what his wife Jeanette makes in her job, how she disposes of it, is of course her own business).

And so the gigantic primitive should himself be open and honest about what he's doing with the people's money, by posting out in the open, so that the people may judge if the people's money is being well-spent.

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The Paratransit fare the Lardass is bitching about is $2.75, for door-to-door service, scheduled by the customer. Anyone qualified for Paratransit can ride the city bus free of charge. Clearly, the Lardass is being victimized by the City of Las Vegas.

I think those cyberbullies may be the same pricks who were stalking Pam Dawson. I don't believe any of the pricks here are doing that.

[Karin]

From the Leviathan's journal, obviously a DUmmie

merriweather   Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:54 pm 
Posts: 389
Location: Los Angeles,Ca, USA  Happy BD!! HaPPY Release of over 100. THat mean the release of a lot of negative vibes as well. Well DONE!!!
I forgot all about doing cabbage and potatoes, would have been sooo perfect.
But had to use up some broccolli before it "bloomed" so we had beef broccolli, sans beef. It was green at any rate
 

Gross.  Why not just keep an activity level that lets you eat whatever you damn well please? 

[Tucker]

The Paratransit fare the Lardass is bitching about is $2.75, for door-to-door service, scheduled by the customer. Anyone qualified for Paratransit can ride the city bus free of charge. Clearly, the Lardass is being victimized by the City of Las Vegas.

I think those cyberbullies may be the same pricks who were stalking Pam Dawson. I don't believe any of the pricks here are doing that.

Not me. BTW. Pam is registered at the McDougall's site as DawsonPam. No luck in not stalking her. Not that I've tried very hard.