Poem isn't too bad, but it needs to have four grays and four gnaws. Red lights always blink, blink, blink, blink.
There are several theories on the absence of Top DUmmy Pam. Although she has become an object of scorn at the DUmp since winning the 2009 title, she hasn't been tombstoned, so there has to be some other reason for her disappearance.
1. She lives with a violent drunk who just bought a Glock. No word in the news media, but no one has checked for freshly turned earth in her backyard. She's told us about Mark's drinking and his violent streak, and she's posted a photo of his pistol.
2. She works for a control freak jerk of a principal there at Jardine. She's told us many times about what a jerk he is. If he discovered he had the Top DUmmy of 2009 on his teaching staff, it could have caused serious repercussions.
3. She could be developing a new storyline about a trip to the hospital. She tries to keep it quiet, but she's on chemo.
4. She was very mad about being stalked by some pricks, possibly some of the people here. On her behalf, I've asked all the pricks here to stop stalking her, though not one word has been written about her that didn't come right out of her postings. Of course, someone as stupid as Pam can't remember what she's posted.
