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NOTICE: Please stop calling my president a "douche-nozzle"!
« on: March 16, 2010, 02:30:18 PM »
Douche nozzles perform an import service for a vital and beloved treasure.

The comparison is unfair.

That is all.
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Re: NOTICE: Please stop calling my president a "douche-nozzle"!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 02:20:55 PM »
So I guess that means "tip o' the enema bag" is out too?

("tip o'" in honor of St. Patricks Day, yunno......)



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Re: NOTICE: Please stop calling my president a "douche-nozzle"!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 04:28:54 PM »
Douche nozzle...I'll try to improve my image. I'll use that when I'm in polite company.
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Re: NOTICE: Please stop calling my president a "douche-nozzle"!
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 03:40:19 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 17, 2010, 04:28:54 PM
Douche nozzle...I'll try to improve my image. I'll use that when I'm in polite company.

I'll just stick with Rahm Emanuel's description of DemonRats to describe him.
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Re: NOTICE: Please stop calling my president a "douche-nozzle"!
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 05:13:31 PM »
How does shit-stain work?
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Re: NOTICE: Please stop calling my president a "douche-nozzle"!
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 05:40:27 PM »
Barry Obastard is enough for me... :redbird:
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Re: NOTICE: Please stop calling my president a "douche-nozzle"!
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2010, 06:47:17 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 18, 2010, 05:13:31 PM
How does shit-stain work?

"Shit for brains", might be a little better, and closer to the truth!
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