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Offline thundley4

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No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« on: March 15, 2010, 10:13:40 PM »
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I've always had dogs with long, straight tails that conveniently keep their more "unsightly" parts under wraps. But for pets with stubby, curly-cue or non-existent nubs, there's Rear Gear to the rescue.

Rear Gear is a decorative cover for your dog's, cat's (or ferret's) um, anus. There, I said it.

For all of you news junkies out there, I realize that Rear Gear has been on the scene for several months, but it wasn't until this weekend that I witnessed a real-live pooch sporting one (in the disco-ball design) at Dolores Park. I tried to snap a picture, but the little guy tore off at lightning speed as soon as I managed to fish my iPhone out of my bag — I can only imagine his humiliation.

Previously, I thought of these as a kind of "pet product mythology" — and the perfect gag gift for your friend who almost didn't get a dog because of the pooper-scooper factor. But no. Rear Gear is real. In the word's of the product's founder:

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet's un-manicured back side.


Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/pets/detail?entry_id=56610#ixzz0iJ1Ovs1v

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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 05:38:06 AM »
Waiting for the inevitable...





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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 07:11:48 AM »
To hell with the dog pictures...I want to see a picture of the moonbat dog owners.

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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 07:20:23 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 16, 2010, 07:11:48 AM
To hell with the dog pictures...I want to see a picture of the moonbat dog owners.



 :lmao:


just goes to show that even the dumbest invention will be bought by someone... :thatsright:
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2010, 07:25:01 AM »
Quote from: debk on March 16, 2010, 07:20:23 AM
:lmao:


just goes to show that even the dumbest invention will be bought by someone... :thatsright:

Next thing you know someone will be selling "butt stoppers" for old pet rocks that can't control their bowels anymore.
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 08:02:52 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 16, 2010, 07:25:01 AM
Next thing you know someone will be selling "butt stoppers" for old pet rocks that can't control their bowels anymore.


Oh, put me down for one.

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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 02:54:32 PM »
I wonder if they make one for cats???  :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 03:05:24 PM »
What an asshole.
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 03:08:02 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 16, 2010, 02:54:32 PM
I wonder if they make one for cats???  :rotf: :rotf:



Good luck putting one on.
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2010, 02:41:13 PM »
I'm not sure I'm in favor of it.

It conceals the dingleberry problem and it doesn't help much when when the dog starts butt-scooting on the carpet.
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2010, 03:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 17, 2010, 02:41:13 PM
I'm not sure I'm in favor of it.

It conceals the dingleberry problem and it doesn't help much when when the dog starts butt-scooting on the carpet.

That is when wood floors are a blessing my friend.... :cheersmate:
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2010, 03:07:52 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 17, 2010, 03:04:09 PM
That is when wood floors are a blessing my friend.... :cheersmate:

Until you have to pull the splinters out of the dog's butt.  :lmao:
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2010, 03:20:09 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 17, 2010, 03:07:52 PM
Until you have to pull the splinters out of the dog's butt.  :lmao:

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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2010, 07:29:00 PM »
I don't miss having a dog butt-scootin' across the carpet.

Cats don't do that... :-)
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2010, 07:56:34 AM »
What happens when the dog takes a crap?
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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2010, 08:32:18 AM »
Quote from: crockspot on March 18, 2010, 07:56:34 AM
What happens when the dog takes a crap?

Rear Gear is handmade, so it doesn't stand a chance against a pooch determined to void his bowels.

There, I said it. Bowels.

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Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2010, 12:48:51 PM »
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What happens when the dog takes a crap?


It's minty-fresh?    :p
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