Patrick Kennedy is as queer as a three-dollar bill, unless he's the one who did the babysitter, or unless he's the one who raped the girl on the beach. But I think he's the one who nodded off on heroin while driving his car in DC. In that case, he's also queer as a three-dollar bill. But remember, being a queer heroin addict is not a handicap in New England democrat politics. I have a very difficult time keeping my Kennedys straight.