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Offline franksolich

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poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« on: March 10, 2010, 06:50:29 PM »
Okay, just some "market research" on my part, to discern what attracts traffic here, and what discourages traffic.

If one thinks the DUmpster can be improved, please comment with your suggestions.

If one thinks the DUmpster is just fine and dandy, please comment with your flattery.

If one thinks the DUmpster is a waste of bandwidth, please explain why.

Thank you!
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 07:19:01 PM »
Excellent is my vote although am wandering the island tonight in vain searching for something interesting.

There is a good mix of topics brought over by a wide range of people here so that provides something for everyone that visits.

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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 07:19:54 PM »
I am almost of the opinion that the DUmpster needs to be a child board of the Political Ammunition board.  After all, whenever some acquaintance will tell me, "nobody could be THAT stupid", I'm always able to refer them to the DUmpster, and sure as shit, there's a DUmbass that is just as stupid as my acquaintance believed nobody could be.

I voted Excellent.  Keep up the good work, Coach.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 07:27:03 PM »
 :II: The lunacy of the left must be exposed! 

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 08:52:01 PM »
I get a real kick out of reading the craziness from over there.  I don't get to meet... no, that's wrong.  I don't have to deal with nuts like that in my world.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 11:35:43 PM »
This is one of the funniest forums I have ever been on. 

If I didn't come here daily to laugh, my life would be boring.

The wit and humor are incredible.     
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 10:32:04 AM »
I agree, the wit is fantastic.  It's my kind of humor, i.e. smart-ass.  CC and the DUmp are one of my "must visit daily" sites. 
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 12:03:48 PM »
I enjoy the humor (that we provide at their expense) but there's only so much crazy I can take in one sitting... I think lately I've been able to read the topics here for about 20 minutes before I get disgusted at the retardation that I'm required to defend.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 01:13:03 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on March 10, 2010, 11:35:43 PM
If I didn't come here daily to laugh, my life would be boring.

That sounds sad. Hey, wait a sec... my life IS boring.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 02:02:40 PM »
I say excellent. My only complaint is that there's too many DUmmy's to make fun off. The world would be a far better place with a 50% reduction.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2010, 02:06:46 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 11, 2010, 02:02:40 PM
I say excellent. My only complaint is that there's too many DUmmy's to make fun off. The world would be a far better place with a 50% reduction.

That's why I concentrate only on PoP.

What with circa 5,000 primitives, one can't watch all of their idiocies, so one is compelled to pick-and-choose.  Sometimes one gets a lemon, other times one gets a live one.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2010, 02:10:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 11, 2010, 02:06:46 PM
That's why I concentrate only on PoP.

What with circa 5,000 primitives, one can't watch all of their idiocies, so one is compelled to pick-and-choose.  Sometimes one gets a lemon, other times one gets a live one.

I just try to bring over stuff that highlights their stupidity , impotent rage or both.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2010, 02:45:52 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 11, 2010, 02:10:11 PM
I just try to bring over stuff that highlights their stupidity , impotent rage or both.

One can do that, too, but that requires more reading, because one can't always discern "stupid" from a headline.

I'm lazy; I gravitate towards campfires where I'm guaranteed "stupid" by the reputation of the primitive.  It cuts down on having to do a lot of reading.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2010, 02:51:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 11, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
One can do that, too, but that requires more reading, because one can't always discern "stupid" from a headline.

I'm lazy; I gravitate towards campfires where I'm guaranteed "stupid" by the reputation of the primitive.  It cuts down on having to do a lot of reading.

I've got lots of free time, but I only start browsing the DUmp as a last resort for boredom.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2010, 03:30:58 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 11, 2010, 02:51:18 PM
I've got lots of free time, but I only start browsing the DUmp as a last resort for boredom.

They're doing okay. My complaint is that the blimp hasn't posted much lately.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2010, 07:38:48 PM »
Quote from: FGL on March 11, 2010, 03:30:58 PM
They're doing okay. My complaint is that the blimp hasn't posted much lately.

As you know, after the gigantic primitive went into seclusion, I started keeping track of the obituaries in the Las Vegas newspapers.

By the way, the gigantic primitive turns 41 years old--if he still survives--on March 17, St. Patrick's Day.

If the gigantic primitive succeeds in melting off the pounds, he's too much of an egoist to not boast about it, and so if that's what happens, we'll hear about it sooner or later.

However, as long as the gigantic primitive remains in seclusion, it's obvious he's not losing weight and is embarrassed about it, or he's no longer in this time and place, his ticker having exploded.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2010, 07:51:43 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 11, 2010, 07:38:48 PM
As you know, after the gigantic primitive went into seclusion, I started keeping track of the obituaries in the Las Vegas newspapers.

By the way, the gigantic primitive turns 41 years old--if he still survives--on March 17, St. Patrick's Day.

If the gigantic primitive succeeds in melting off the pounds, he's too much of an egoist to not boast about it, and so if that's what happens, we'll hear about it sooner or later.

However, as long as the gigantic primitive remains in seclusion, it's obvious he's not losing weight and is embarrassed about it, or he's no longer in this time and place, his ticker having exploded.

Or his wife left him and he's destitute. That would have been my 1st guess.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2010, 08:08:47 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 11, 2010, 07:51:43 PM
Or his wife left him and he's destitute. That would have been my 1st guess.
That's possible, though I'm not fully convinced she exists. And while his heart will surely explode like a gas-fired Kenmore range very shortly, I think he's probably still among the living. I believe the problem to be the contemptible DUmmy greenbriar, the aspiring model slaveholder Pammie Dawson, who opened correspondence with the lardass on the forum run by his goofy cult doctor. Pammie was upset by this site, which she erroneously blamed for a lot of her troubles with that overbearing jerk principal of hers. She got the idea, and complained loudly about it, that some pricks were stalking her, even though none of the pricks here were doing it. I think she sent the lardass some links to threads here that he somehow construed to be disparaging, and that ultimately resulted in him going underground. That isn't an easy thing to do, since literally putting the lardass underground would require a very large backhoe and the crate from a Steinway grand piano. Coach is right. If he were to lose even 5 pounds, he would instantly resurface, so it's a safe assumption that he's rolling along somewhere on the plus side of the quarter ton mark.
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2010, 08:24:55 PM »
Well, I suppose we'll see him around... I hear that if he went outside more often they could sell ad space on him!
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Re: poll: how's the DUmpster doing?
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2010, 09:45:28 PM »
Voted excellent as are all the forums here :suckup:

Actually, I've become addicted to the ads that are generated by the DUmp posts over there.  LOL !
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