I thought she was taking art courses, or studying "counseling" while she decided what she wanted to be when she grew up.  Regardless, is this any way for a little old lady to talk?  I really didn't need the reference to ummm sodomy that she threw in there.
My, they rail against the media, don't they?  I wonder if they would spend any time at Newsbusters, if their heads would assplode.  
She doesn't like Keef anymore?  Just the carpetmuncher?