Durn Amazon Warrior wimin. Ya think yer gittin lucky, but then they up and sacrifice you right when the goin's good. And then it gets better: they cut off yer manhood and wear it as a necklace at their Amazon Warrior Weight Watchers meetins.
I wore a steel back plate, finished the deed, and got away. That one's had a blood feud with me ever since I denied her warriorness a new necklace. Tries to kill me and collect her trophy every few months...
Always after me lucky charms.