Dear Susan,
You dumb fat whore. You are talking out your ass which is probably very easy considering you have stretched it out so far a Buick could park there for the winter. Until you get your head off of some hobo's crotch you need to STFU. You are fat, nasty, and your kids are most likely stupid. You wretched STD poster child.
Hugs and kisses, Melinda
Dear Robin,
You are one of the most insane people I have ever met. You are so crazy that you have convinced yourself that you are sane. You should be locked up beside serial killers, cannibals, and people who think they are aliens and here to save our world. The worst part of it is that patients come to you thinking you can help them. Yes, you can help them go so batshit crazy that their eyes pop out of their heads. I pity anyone who takes your advice seriously and would like to buy a billboard in your town to warn people about your mental issues. You are truly f'ed in the head.
Hugs and kisses, Melinda
Dear Don,
You act like a big fat moron at every sporting event your children play in. You scream at the refs like you think it is the freaking end of the world just because they miss one freaking call. Get up off of your fat drunken ass and do it yourself instead of pretending that you are some sort of sports God. We all know that you are the biggest lush in the world and couldn't make it up and down the court twice without a map and a designated driver. You stupid worthless piece of shit.
Hugs and kisses, Melinda
