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Offline shadeaux

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kidney stone love
« on: March 05, 2010, 02:19:45 AM »
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 09:27 PM

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A poem for my husband... 

 Because today, his doctor successfully removed the kidney stone that had troubled him recently...

And I realized all over again how much my husband means to me.

Bedrock

I watch my
husband’s
face
all the pain lines

gone

and I realize
anew

he is my
bedrock

We were so
young

so damn
sure

bedrock
forever

us two



© 2010 MLC

 

 :rotf:   :rotf:   :rotf: 

Yeah, well I passed 7 of those suckers last week.  Yes, 7.  It took 3 days but they all came out.

And because I got no poem for all I went through, I've decided to be mean and not post any of the replies.  :evillaugh:
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2010, 02:25:18 AM »
I've never had kidney stones...I hear they're pretty rough to pass...but I believe I'd rather pass one than read another of her poems.
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2010, 02:38:41 AM »
Quote from: shadeaux on March 05, 2010, 02:19:45 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9281263

 :rotf:   :rotf:   :rotf: 

Yeah, well I passed 7 of those suckers last week.  Yes, 7.  It took 3 days but they all came out.

And because I got no poem for all I went through, I've decided to be mean and not post any of the replies.  :evillaugh:

Shad, if you keep this up, I'm goin' to move postin' piggy's poems be a capital offense! You do realize it's tant amount to torture, don't you?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Nice find! Nice to see I'm not the only one up this late1
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2010, 02:42:29 AM »
Someone needs to tell

this fool

that taking
a couple

of sentences

and breaking
them down

like this

is not poetry

and putting
a copyright

symbol at the end

only makes
you look

like a idiot.

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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2010, 02:49:29 AM »
Quote from: dandi on March 05, 2010, 02:42:29 AM
Someone needs to tell

this fool

that taking
a couple

of sentences

and breaking
them down

like this

is not poetry

and putting
a copyright

symbol at the end

only makes
you look

like a idiot.



Have you seen a pic of the piggy? 'Splains a lot!
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2010, 07:10:35 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 05, 2010, 02:25:18 AM
I've never had kidney stones...I hear they're pretty rough to pass...but I believe I'd rather pass one than read another of her poems.

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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2010, 07:44:19 AM »
7 stones? Aichihuahua! I passed ONE a couple of yrs ago. I thought my 2 natural drug-free childbirths were easier. Hope you are doing well, Shad.


BTW, this poem is nowhere near the level of the amberlamps poem. Blink Blink Blink.

Or was it a fire truck?
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2010, 08:29:18 AM »
dandi, you read my mind precisely, and as a matter of fact, you stole my post.  I think you've done this before.   :-)

Shadeaux, you poor thing.  I hope all is better now. 

I had always assumed Calpig was a lezbo.  Maybe cause she looks so mannish. 
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2010, 08:46:33 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 05, 2010, 08:29:18 AM
I had always assumed Calpig was a lezbo.  Maybe cause she looks so mannish.

Kind of right, kind of wrong, there.

The C-Pig primitive is a surgically-created female.
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2010, 09:42:02 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 05, 2010, 08:46:33 AM
Kind of right, kind of wrong, there.

The C-Pig primitive is a surgically-created female.

Do we know this or are we speculating? I think she's a he in drag...not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2010, 11:26:04 AM »
Surgically created? Now I really want to see the pic.
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2010, 11:51:10 AM »
I missed that CalPig artistry last night. This is the first poem she has passed since Valentine's Day, so hopefully this breaks the logjam and we'll be getting more without waiting so long. I hate that. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

And please observe that copyright. You can read this poem for your own enjoyment and that of friends and family, but charging admission is strictly prohibited.
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2010, 12:07:46 PM »
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2010, 12:24:47 PM »
Quote from: Karin on March 05, 2010, 12:07:46 PM
Oh my God    :lmao:

This thread has really taken a turn for the worst! So it's a shemale?????? EEEEEEEEWWWWW!
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2010, 12:36:24 PM »
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2010, 04:34:19 PM »
Oh Great

Logjam broken
words spewing

Once a man
Now a pig

breaking sentences
into poetry

*snap snap snap*
groovy

CalPig takes a DUmp
forum is well named

dump, dump, dump, dump

into sparky's toilet
toilet spews it back

*snap snap snap snap*
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2010, 04:40:36 PM »
ROFL
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2010, 05:09:30 PM »
Anyone notice this at the bottom?



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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2010, 05:25:15 PM »
LMAO !!!  You people are so funny !

Unlike the DUmmies, I do have pictures of my stones and 2 members here that can verify they are real.

C-Peg needs to get her man a bottle of rum.  Sho helped me.   :lmao:
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2010, 05:52:59 PM »
C-Peg needs to take notes from Godzilla.  At least he knows what a haiku is.




http://godzillahaiku.tumblr.com/
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2010, 09:57:34 PM »
Quote from:
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A poem for my husband... 

Because today, his doctor successfully removed the kidney stone that had troubled him recently...

And I realized all over again how much my husband means to me.

Your husband has to piss rocks to remind you how much he means to you?!?

Holy crap!!!!  What a freak.

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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2010, 10:03:44 PM »
she left out the:

drip drip drip drip

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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2010, 10:04:20 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on March 05, 2010, 10:03:44 PM
she left out the:

drip drip drip drip

 :evillaugh:

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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2010, 11:22:51 PM »
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2010, 12:28:37 AM »
and I thought I was gruff when it comes to DUmmies!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!11111

'Bout time they read the frikkin' writing on the walls!
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