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Offline franksolich

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primitive has toilet Armageddon
« on: March 04, 2010, 05:34:47 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=287x8363

Oh my.

The things that happen to the primitives.

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denbot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 03:42 PM
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Harbinger of toilet doom?!?!?!?!

I used the toilet about 45 minutes ago and nothing unusual occurred. I just went back in there and noticed water on the floor, wetting an area about 3X3 feet. Looking closer there was water around the seat, on the counter next to the toilet, the tissue roll and holder were wet. The droplets were large and it appears that the toilet gushed water on it's own volition. About 30 minutes ago I was on the computer and thought I momentarily heard "rain drops" but figured that it was a neighbor watering and did not give it any more thought.

I flushed the toilet and it seemed to fill slightly higher then usual, but did operate normally. I flushed it again and it does seem normal, but the source of the water sprayed definitely did come from it. I have seen toilets overflow, but what would cause one to gush water two or so feet above the rim?

Why would a toilet do this without being activated/flushed?

Am I about to face toilet armageddon?

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denbot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 05:38 PM
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1. It was the City Maintenance trucks.

On my way to the grocery store I noticed two city trucks parked by fire hydrants at the ends of the blocks of my tract. I pulled next to one and asked if they were working on the sewer lines and explained what happened in my bathroom. They said it was probably them. What they are doing is sending a nozzle upstream in the sewer lines. This nozzle is retrieved while water under high pressure is pumped down stream. This keeps the lines clear, and is done twice a year.

The water pressure used to clear the lines is so great that it leaves a vacuum behind the nozzle and the air filling the vacuum can cause sinks and toilets to bubble up. Since the water jets are pointed in the opposite direction of the angle (downstream) that the houses connect to the sewer mains, water is not pumped in to the surrounding houses. The worker said if it ever happens again to call the city because they maintain a list of houses susceptible to back pressure and they lower the pressure as they pass those particular houses.. Mystery solved.

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cbayer   (1000+ posts)      Thu Mar-04-10 05:41 PM
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2. Eek!! Who knew they could do that.

Won't happen on a boat.
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Re: primitive has toilet Armageddon
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 05:40:33 PM »
This tells me the plumbing isn't properly vented at that residence. Wouldn't surprise me to learn that there is stuff lodged in the vent where it exits the roof - be it leaves, debris or even a nest.

When the vent becomes clogged it causes drains to gurgle instead of just running clean and fast. And, of course, makes ones property susceptible to exactly what the primitive described.
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Re: primitive has toilet Armageddon
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 06:21:07 PM »
meh.

Once a month or so they open the spigot or whatever on the fire hydrant in front of the house and let the water out for several minutes. I think they are relieving pressure or something.
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Re: primitive has toilet Armageddon
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2010, 12:02:02 AM »
Unfortunate bit of timing that the DUmmy wasn't on the throne when that happened.
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Re: primitive has toilet Armageddon
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2010, 12:11:54 AM »
I thought this would be the disgusting clown.
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Re: primitive has toilet Armageddon
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2010, 12:37:22 AM »
It just goes to show. Even a toilet will vomit after enough exposure to naked DUmmy ass.

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Re: primitive has toilet Armageddon
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2010, 01:01:28 AM »
Oh, it's DUmmy denbot. For a moment there, I thought Pammie had returned and was giving an account of her Crohn's symptoms. She's still MIA. It's either the fictional Crohn's, that meddling idiot principal at Jardine Middle School in Wichita, or, heaven forbid, that Glock in the hands of a 350-pound, 5 foot 5, violent bald drunk. I still hold out hope that it's none of the above, and she'll return as soon as those pricks at some wingnut website quit stalking her.
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Re: primitive has toilet Armageddon
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2010, 01:11:38 AM »
Wait, he's the one that went up to the mountain top for a week or two and nearly died from dehydration.  He's got serious problems, all involving water.
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Re: primitive has toilet Armageddon
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2010, 02:06:56 AM »
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I flushed the toilet and it seemed to fill slightly higher then usual, but did operate normally. I flushed it again and it does seem normal, but the source of the water sprayed definitely did come from it. I have seen toilets overflow, but what would cause one to gush water two or so feet above the rim?

Why would a toilet do this without being activated/flushed?
Well I guess this takes care of the myth that, "your shit don't stink", huh?

I mean, c'mon, when your own toilet can't keep it down...........
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Re: primitive has toilet Armageddon
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2010, 11:35:52 AM »
Well DUmmie if your ass wasn't so big it wouldn't have sealed to the bowl and caused a suction when you stood up....

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