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Offline Atomic Lib Smasher

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It's a penis!
« on: March 12, 2008, 10:14:32 PM »
Hey all... my wife got the sonograms today and came up to work to bug me at lunch to tell me we're gonna be having a boy in about 4 and a half months. We've been hoping for a boy, and the good Lord has blessed us with one. We're both extremely happy about this since this is what we both wanted. Sure, a girl would have been good too, but not no major league baseball contract in 20 years.  :-)


Just wanted to share the news that we're having a penis, and will put up sonogram pics as soon as I get my scanner working here.
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 12:14:01 AM »
Hey congrats dude.
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 06:54:26 AM »
There's always tennis for the girls :lmao:


Congrats. My boys run me ragged. Enjoy! :lmao:
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 08:46:26 AM »
Congrats!!
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 08:49:51 AM »
Ya know, I just can't take advantage of the opportunity you have presented here...

Congrats!!!!
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 08:53:45 AM »
Congrats! Sleep while you can!
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 09:27:06 AM »
Dude, your wife has a penis inside of her........ :-)

Sorry! I couldn't resist! I made a fool out of myself by loudly proclaiming that when I found out my baby was a boy.

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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 11:46:24 AM »
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 12:14:20 PM »
Wonderful news!

Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails!

Congrats!   :hyper:
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 12:20:40 PM »
Awwwwwwww I remember seeing my little boys ding dong in utero for the first time.  Hubby said "Hey I think it is another girl!"  I waited hours to tell him he was wrong.  I mean he is Italian, how could you miss one of those on an Italian baby?  That is why they make the Huggies Newborn in Magnum size.  DUHHHHHHH.
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 12:23:40 PM »
Congratulations!!!!!

Don't forget to ALWAYS throw a rag on it when diapering.   :-)
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2008, 09:28:12 AM »
Here's Skizz Jr.





The pics got screwed up in the scanner, but I had a question for anyone who is or might know an OB/GYN... it says on there 15cm. Is that meaning that Skizz Jr. is 15 centimeters long? If so, that's pretty big for a -5 month old. The nurse told her he's already 10 ounces heavy, so we're thinking he's gonna be a big baby.

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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2008, 09:29:42 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on March 13, 2008, 08:53:45 AM
Congrats! Sleep while you can!


Hell dude, he's already active at night. Last night, I swear he was trying to kick my hand off my wife's belly!
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2008, 10:45:39 AM »
Way cool bud!

Congrats.
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2008, 04:26:04 PM »
Congratulations!
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2008, 06:52:39 PM »
Quote from: Atomic Lib Smasher on March 14, 2008, 09:28:12 AM
Here's Skizz Jr.





The pics got screwed up in the scanner, but I had a question for anyone who is or might know an OB/GYN... it says on there 15cm. Is that meaning that Skizz Jr. is 15 centimeters long? If so, that's pretty big for a -5 month old. The nurse told her he's already 10 ounces heavy, so we're thinking he's gonna be a big baby.



First off, congrats! I have several books to recommend when your baby refuses to sleep in his crib. PM me. ;)

Second: my MIL is an ob/gyn nurse. I will ask her tomorrow when we talk. But 15cm doesn't seem all that big to me at 4mos gestation. I'll ask her.
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2008, 07:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Atomic Lib Smasher on March 12, 2008, 10:14:32 PM
Hey all... my wife got the sonograms today and came up to work to bug me at lunch to tell me we're gonna be having a boy in about 4 and a half months. We've been hoping for a boy, and the good Lord has blessed us with one. We're both extremely happy about this since this is what we both wanted. Sure, a girl would have been good too, but not no major league baseball contract in 20 years.  :-)


Just wanted to share the news that we're having a penis (emphasis mine  :o) , and will put up sonogram pics as soon as I get my scanner working here.

That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2008, 07:14:24 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 14, 2008, 07:01:47 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2008, 07:20:27 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:14:24 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 14, 2008, 07:01:47 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2008, 07:22:55 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 14, 2008, 07:20:27 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:14:24 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 14, 2008, 07:01:47 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:

Tainted or not, your eloquence with words humbles me often.   :bow:
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2008, 07:24:27 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 14, 2008, 07:20:27 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:14:24 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 14, 2008, 07:01:47 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:

Tainted or not, your eloquence with words humbles me often.   :bow:

the sounds of ass suckage are drowning out the basketball game :whatever:


 :-)
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2008, 07:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 14, 2008, 07:24:27 PM
the sounds of ass suckage are drowning out the basketball game :whatever:
 :-)

Dude, not only is she hot but she is smart and wise and good with the written word.  Tell me I'm wrong!
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2008, 07:33:35 PM »
Congratulations!!
My baby boy was a complete angel   :innocent: I hope yours is, too.
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2008, 07:58:17 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 14, 2008, 07:24:27 PM
the sounds of ass suckage are drowning out the basketball game :whatever:
 :-)

Dude, not only is she hot but she is smart and wise and good with the written word.  Tell me I'm wrong!

you are unwrong. :-)
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Re: It's a penis!
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2008, 02:25:24 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 14, 2008, 07:20:27 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:14:24 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 14, 2008, 07:01:47 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:

Tainted or not, your eloquence with words humbles me often.   :bow:

CC.... thank you for your kind words.  :-*
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