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DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« on: March 03, 2010, 11:07:45 AM »
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I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.

I have 5 of the most beautiful adopted Chihuahuas in the whole world. I don't want to lose them.

I'm so sick/. I've got to pull it together for the call with my boss @ 3pm but I don't think I can.


Mostly a pity party, but I found this amusing:

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48. This is such bullshit. I swear everytime there is a repub in office they **** us for decades.


So this is Bush's fault? :mental:
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2010, 11:13:01 AM »
Heard the tail end of a song on Rush's show the other day....sung to the tune of Ray Stevens "Everything is Beautiful"

"Everything is Bush's fault....da...da...I forget the rest.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2010, 11:14:00 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 03, 2010, 11:13:01 AM
Heard the tail end of a song on Rush's show the other day....sung to the tune of Ray Stevens "Everything is Beautiful"

"Everything is Bush's fault....da...da...I forget the rest.

I caught that too.  It was someone portraying 0bama singing it too.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2010, 11:15:09 AM »
She's kinda big on the race card, normally, I'm surprised she got through that without playing it.  Either her boss is Black or there's some other reason she knows it's futile, like half her whole office getting laid off.  Pretty much the way life is in the big city, though.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2010, 11:15:55 AM »
Have no fear DUmmy, you will collect unemployment for two years.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2010, 11:23:44 AM »
I just finished reading her journal.  :-)

She had a transgendered cat.  WTH ?

She's also the ultimate authority on what is and isn't racist.

Imagine having to work with someone like that.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2010, 11:25:59 AM »
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32. Are you losing your job due to willful misconduct?  


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40. If that includes getting loaded in airport bars then yes. No, I don't think so but
 
I'll find out.

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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2010, 11:29:50 AM »
I thought, now why would anyone want 5 of those squeaking little dogs?....then it hit me....bit size fresh meat when the powers turned off.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2010, 11:35:31 AM »
When Hussein's lying Muslim azz has been gone for a year, will it be his fault yet when they get fired?
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2010, 11:37:22 AM »
Good.  Another company choosing to cut out the incompetence and focus on profitability.  More power to them.  Every other word out of her stupid mouth was some type of profanity and always uninformed.  Guarantee you she let it fly in the work-world, too.  Like Catwoman, she is just typical Atlanta trash.  She could tell you which MARTA bus to take to get anywhere in town, but other than that she's worthless.

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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2010, 11:38:20 AM »
Good. Now she can get rid of those snappy little rodent-dogs and get pit bulls like everyone else in the Colt .45 community.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2010, 11:40:37 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 03, 2010, 11:38:20 AM
Good. Now she can get rid of those snappy little rodent-dogs and get pit bulls like everyone else in the Colt .45 community.

LOL. I remember when Hussein first took office and the economy was sinking, many Freepers said the DUmmies would be the first to go, and it appears that they were right.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2010, 11:52:04 AM »
Pimps can be so heartless.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2010, 11:55:50 AM »
And another DUmmie realizes there are no more Skittle-shitting ponies to be had.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2010, 11:56:27 AM »
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32. Are you losing your job due to willful misconduct?  


xultar  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-03-10 04:54 PM
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40. If that includes getting loaded in airport bars then yes. No, I don't think so but
 
I'll find out.
Getting stoned on the company expense account? Most companies are ok with expensing a drink or two. My guess is your "loaded" was a 10 drink drunk. As with most airport drunks, they add on a $18 dollar meal then just have to buy some crappy souvenir to boot. Each time they walk through an airport it costs the company $200 bucks and someone in accounting finally discovered her.
I hope you starve and as deep hunger sets in and you begin to hallucinate, those Chihuahuas look like pork chops.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2010, 12:08:31 PM »
Has anyone ever seen that show "Worst Jobs in History"??

This DUmmie couldn't collect thrown out cigar/cigarette butts,
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2010, 12:09:41 PM »
I don't know why you're all snuffing the dogs in xultar's final hours.  What did they do?  Isn't is punishment enough they've had to live with her all this time?

I hope xultar starts looking like some pretty tasty snausages when the power is out and she's passed out in a Gallo-induced coma.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2010, 12:23:36 PM »
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And another DUmmie realizes there are no more Skittle-shitting ponies to be had.
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56. For what it's worth...
   
at least Mr. Barack Obama is in the white house the next 3 years, and not George W. Bu$h -- which is much better for our domestic job scene!

Best luck to you in your job hunt & we'll keep our fingers crossed...

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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2010, 12:25:53 PM »
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at least Mr. Barack Obama is in the white house the next 3 years, and not George W. Bu$h -- which is much better for our domestic job scene!

That's cute.  Cause the last year has been such a peach!   :mental:
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2010, 01:03:37 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on March 03, 2010, 12:09:41 PM
I don't know why you're all snuffing the dogs in xultar's final hours.  What did they do?  Isn't is punishment enough they've had to live with her all this time?

I hope xultar starts looking like some pretty tasty snausages when the power is out and she's passed out in a Gallo-induced coma.

Because people will donate more $$$ to feed a dog than they will a human.  And these are 'adopted'- code for rescued- so they're extra special. 
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2010, 01:28:57 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on March 03, 2010, 12:09:41 PM
I don't know why you're all snuffing the dogs in xultar's final hours.  What did they do?  Isn't is punishment enough they've had to live with her all this time?

I hope xultar starts looking like some pretty tasty snausages when the power is out and she's passed out in a Gallo-induced coma.

Well, I hate those little yapping ankle biting ****ers!
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2010, 01:32:51 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on March 03, 2010, 11:56:27 AM
I hope you starve and as deep hunger sets in and you begin to hallucinate, those Chihuahuas look like pork chops.

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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2010, 03:09:56 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on March 03, 2010, 11:56:27 AM
I hope you starve and as deep hunger sets in and you begin to hallucinate, those Chihuahuas look like pork chops.

Or, alternately, the DUmb**** starts to look like Purina Dog Chow.
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2010, 03:25:59 PM »
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I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.

How's that hopey-changey thing workin' out for ya, DUmbass?
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Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2010, 05:36:56 PM »
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I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
 I have 5 of the most beautiful adopted Chihuahuas in the whole world. I don't want to lose them.

I'm so sick/. I've got to pull it together for the call with my boss @ 3pm but I don't think I can.
 

Hell I just figured that the DUmmy finally found a mirror.  :evillaugh:
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