Author Topic: So I completely shut a teabagger down on a campus bus... (Read 2679 times)

Ralph Wiggum · « **on:** March 03, 2010, 08:24:44 AM »

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GaYellowDawg (1000+ posts)
Wed Mar-03-10 05:55 AM
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So I completely shut a teabagger down on a campus bus...

She started griping about how bad the government was and how we just ought to throw everyone out. I said that I liked what we had now a whole lot better than what we'd had the previous 8 years. Then she said that there wasn't any bipartisanship.

I said, "I don't care about bipartisanship. You know why? Because the government was a complete failure when the Republicans were in charge. A complete failure. They failed to stop 9/11, they lied us into war, gave us $4 gas, and they took a wrecking ball to the economy. There wasn't a single thing they didn't screw up. I don't want bipartisanship with failure. You know what you get when you compromise with failure? Failure. You want to kick politicians out of office, you start with every single person with an (R) beside their name and you replace them with actual competent people who give a damn about someone besides the rich."

She was stunned. And there were quite a few nods all around.

Only nods? I was expecting a standing ovation from this bouncy.

formerlurker · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2010, 08:26:29 AM »

Why don't these spontaneous conversations ever occur when I am present?

The Village Idiot · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2010, 08:27:34 AM »

So...

Obama wants to give us $7 a gallon gas and kill brown people for oil and prophet and put us all in the poor house by doubling the national debt as quick as he can.

JohnnyReb · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2010, 08:31:14 AM »

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 03, 2010, 08:24:44 AM

Only nods? I was expecting a standing ovation from this bouncy.

Yeah, ... and on a campus bus to boot...the professors aren't earning their money.

USA4ME · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2010, 09:07:00 AM »

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GaYellowDawg

You want to kick politicians out of office, you start with every single person with an (R) beside their name and you replace them with actual competent people who give a damn about someone besides the rich.

You might want to talk to your fellow primtives about this because they keep talking about how Dear Leader and the Dem leadership is giving away money to Wall Street and the Banks while ignoring the "working class." You self-owned yourself there, dimwit, though no doubt you're too stupid to recognize it.

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LadyLiberty · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2010, 09:11:41 AM »

And then he woke and realized he wasn't in Kansas anymore.

SSG Snuggle Bunny · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2010, 09:23:12 AM »

When have conservatives ever asked for bipartisanship?

jukin · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:21:27 AM »

1 bong.

blitzkrieg_17 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:28:24 AM »

Quote from: jukin on March 03, 2010, 10:21:27 AM

1 bong.

I agree, 1 bong. But only 'cause it started with "So....."

kenth · « **Reply #9 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:32:25 AM »

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And there were quite a few nods all around.

Probably from such a boring bouncy. 0 bong!

shadeaux · « **Reply #10 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:28:03 AM »

GaYellowDawg

High school right ?

0 bong

dandi · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:36:39 AM »

Geez, this is a tough room.

I was going to give him two bongs just for the "stunned" teabagger and the approving onlookers.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:37:27 AM »

Quote from: dandi on March 03, 2010, 11:36:39 AM

Geez, this is a tough room.

I was going to give him two bongs just for the "stunned" teabagger and the approving onlookers.

We have developed high standards for our bouncies.

dandi · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:41:29 AM »

Quote from: formerlurker on March 03, 2010, 08:26:29 AM

Why don't these spontaneous conversations ever occur when I am present?

Because they never occur to begin with. Moonbats never attack singularly, only in packs like hyenas. That way they can shout someone down rather than debate them.

delilahmused · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:51:49 AM »

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GaYellowDawg (1000+ posts)
Wed Mar-03-10 05:55 AM
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So I completely shut a teabagger down on a campus bus...

She started griping about how bad the government was and how we just ought to throw everyone out. I said that I liked what we had now a whole lot better than what we'd had the previous 8 years. Then she said that there wasn't any bipartisanship.

I said, "I don't care about bipartisanship. You know why? Because the government was a complete failure when the Republicans were in charge. A complete failure. They failed to stop 9/11, they lied us into war, gave us $4 gas, and they took a wrecking ball to the economy. There wasn't a single thing they didn't screw up. I don't want bipartisanship with failure. You know what you get when you compromise with failure? Failure. You want to kick politicians out of office, you start with every single person with an (R) beside their name and you replace them with actual competent people who give a damn about someone besides the rich."

She was stunned. And there were quite a few nods all around.

She was probably stunned because, not only did she eavesdrop on a conversation that was none of her business but heard it completely wrong. The stunned look was because she had NO idea what this fat, drooling harpy was screaming about. The nods weren't agreement. The other people were laughing so hard their heads were bobbing up and down. Either that or it only happened in it's own mind after getting stoned and falling asleep with a bag of cheeto's in her hand.

Cindie

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2010, 12:12:56 PM »

Mole Alert!! Poor GaYellowDawg is not going to last very long in moledom if he doesn't learn how to be at least a tiny bit subtle. This is such a blatant bouncy, following all the bouncy rules to the letter, even some DUmmies probably suspect they are being mocked. You can't have cops and bushes on a bus, but this DUmbass incompetent mole would have tried to put them in if he could have thought of a way. "Quite a few nods all around." Puhleeeze!

Karin · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2010, 12:44:07 PM »

But as for bouncy quality, the yarnspinner ought to get points for remembering verbatim conversations word for word. There's that. The "quite a few nods" is pretty lukewarm, cheering and ovations are what's called for. But, in the end, it was a real snoozer, so F.

ReaganForRushmore · « **Reply #17 on:** March 03, 2010, 06:28:58 PM »

No, the bus was the short bus, and the young lady realized that an adult conversation with some one
that is the word Rahm used would be cruel and inhumane, so she just let the DUmmie rant on and said
"Okay, you made your point, if you sit down now, you still get your milk and cookies when we get to school!"

AllosaursRus · « **Reply #18 on:** March 03, 2010, 08:34:25 PM »

Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 03, 2010, 09:11:41 AM

And then he woke and realized he wasn't in Kansas anymore.

Yep, my sentiments, EXACTLY!!!!

What a maroon, what a nincompoop!

What gets me is the MoonBats believe this crap!

AllosaursRus · « **Reply #19 on:** March 03, 2010, 08:53:00 PM »

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So I completely shut a teabagger down on a campus bus...

So that's what you call it when you're thrown out the wing window? Whoda thunk?

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #20 on:** March 04, 2010, 11:45:43 AM »

I wonder if this DUmmies was actually on the

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