Hey lurking DUmmies!!
My son had this exact same situation, right down to it being a Sat nite, and turning out to not be pnuemonia. He drove 1 mile to Emergi-care. The doctor saw him within 10 min, gave him 2 shots, 2 scripts, and an X-ray. He was done in 25 min from start to finish. He paid a discount rate of $57.00 (super cheap) cash payment, and drove back 1/2 mi to pharm. Paid $33.00 (discount for cash again) and was home from the whole deal in 1 hr 10 min. He paid with the money his 19 yr old self makes at freakin Papa John's.
Grow up, jerks. Maybe 1 day, you too, can be as mature as a teenager. In the meantime, get a life and quit complaining. You lived, and you are on the damn internet to whine about it. Your life is great.