Well I say we start advocating affirmative action for short white guys who want to play basketball. Lower the basket when they're making a shot, raise it higher when one of those tall black guys is shooting. You'd have to put the whole damn thing on pulleys but equality should be worth any inconvenience.
Cindie
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! We have a winnah! What a great idea! We could call it "white affirmative B-Ball"!!
In other words, Whiffa Ball!