These DUmmies are so freaking helpless. I suppose he's waiting for a damned gold-plated tow truck to come pick up his 2002 Honda with 20K miles on it (**cough** bullsh* **cough**), fix the airbag, and deliver it back to him.
But seriously folks, he's a DUmmie so his head is so full of hot air already, he doesn't need an airbag to protect him.