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Paging Schadie.............
« on: March 12, 2008, 12:48:20 PM »
Please pick up the white courtesy phone

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whereismyparty  (1000+ posts)       Wed Mar-12-08 01:11 PM
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Right Wing Haiku 
 Advertisements [?]by Fortschreitend
Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 09:58:59 AM PDT

You know what's missing on the Intertubes? (well, if you read my title the cat is already out of the bag)

Haiku written for the right wing!

For some inexplicable reason the right (Schandenfreude) has not yet embraced this literary form. Maybe that's because right-wingers (Schadenfreu  de) can't use the left half of their brain. Or is it the right half? OK, they generally don't use either half. So being a generous soul, I'm offering some haiku written from a right-wing perspective to get them started.

SNIP

The words of Jesus
made clear in the holy scripture:
No stem cell research!

Mexico invades
they mow our lawns for a song
not sung in English

SNIP

Brave Republicans
protecting us with torture
Justified? Who cares?

...

where is your flag pin?
do you hate America?
must be a hippie

...

Fox News programming:
hosts yell louder than their guests
to avoid bias

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McCain leads his flock
deep into the Bush pasture
watch out for cowpies

...

Damn! ideas gone
hard to write right wing haiku
devoid of substance

...

Please feel free to contribute your own ideas. Remember that a haiku consists of 5 syllables on the first line, 7 syllables on the second line, and 5 syllables again on the third line.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/3/12/105531/435/967/...

 
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Re: Paging Schadie.............
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 04:32:12 PM »
Im DIE!  :rotf:
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Re: Paging Schadie.............
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 10:04:21 PM »
Im DIE!  :rotf:


What the **** is "I'm die" mean?

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Re: Paging Schadie.............
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 02:28:07 AM »
Im DIE!  :rotf:


What the **** is "I'm die" mean?
I know what ya mean!

I thought we tried to make sense on this board!  :-)
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Re: Paging Schadie.............
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 05:47:06 AM »
Awww, I dont have time to play this game right now.. Am off to work...  :(

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Re: Paging Schadie.............
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 07:42:25 AM »
Im DIE!  :rotf:


What the **** is "I'm die" mean?

Kitteez talk for "omg!".

But seriously,

those who can ~ do,
those who can't ~ write haiku.

 
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Re: Paging Schadie.............
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 08:58:51 AM »
Im DIE!  :rotf:


What the **** is "I'm die" mean?

Kitteez talk for "omg!".

But seriously,

those who can ~ do,
those who can't ~ write haiku.

 


If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.