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primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« on: February 26, 2010, 03:25:55 PM »
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CTyankee  (1000+ posts)      Fri Feb-26-10 09:56 AM
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What should I do with the red stems of my Swiss Chard?

I always chop them off and throw them away. Is there another use for them?

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kfred  (81 posts)     Fri Feb-26-10 11:09 AM
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1. I always wondered to, but I haven't tried this one: Using them for skewers like you can with rosemary for kabobs on a grill, not sure how they would hold up.

I have chopped them into chucks and used them for soup base much as you would carrots, onions and celery.

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CTyankee  (1000+ posts)      Fri Feb-26-10 12:04 PM
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2. Oh, I assumed they were bitter...but then I never tasted them!

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Feb-26-10 02:26 PM
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7. That's what I'd try, too

The reason we discard them is because they're tough and fibrous. Finely chopping them might solve that little problem and you wouldn't have to "waste" them on the compost pile if you were starving. Chopped and hidden in a veggie soup sounds good.

I would not, however, use them as kabobs anywhere but on a broiling pan in the oven because they'd tend to mush out and get limp, leaving you with the equivalent of food skewered on string, not fun to try to pick off a grill. Rosemary stems work because they're woody.

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Paper Roses  (740 posts)      Fri Feb-26-10 12:26 PM
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3. Can the stems be julienned and added to your cooking?

As a matter of fact, I might try to do just that. I have not bought any chard for a while, usually stir fry it up after washing and spinning it dry. A little salt and pepper, a little minced garlic or shallot.

I would think that the julienned stems would cook up nicely, just need to add them a minute before adding the leaves.

I don't know any other way to cook it.

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CTyankee  (1000+ posts)      Fri Feb-26-10 12:52 PM
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4. Like broccoli rabe? I got the chard for an Italian pappardelle, sausage and chard dish, so the chard stems sound like they'd cook up pretty nicely with this dish. I could try it...

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Fri Feb-26-10 02:04 PM
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5. in vegetable stock if nothing else

Or in a nice soup or braise.

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Arkansas Granny  (1000+ posts)      Fri Feb-26-10 02:16 PM
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6. I just cut them up and cook them along with the leaves. 

I've seen recipes that call for braising the stems separately since they take a little longer to cook.

Hmmm.  One wonders why Mrs. Alfred Packer, the "hippywife" primitive, hasn't shown up at this campfire.
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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2010, 03:31:27 PM »
If Iowa and Nebraska farmers had taken the advice of Governor DUkakis during his campaign against Bush 41, and switched their corn and soybeans over to Belgian endive, they could have used Swiss chard when rotating crops. I wonder if the globalwarmers can make biodiesel out of chard?

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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2010, 03:49:38 PM »
You know, after noticing the absence of Mrs. Alfred Packer, who's been hiding out in the Lounge on Skins's island, rather than where she belongs, I thought I would consult the late Gloria Swanson.

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I blew the fuses of people like pengillian and kestrel and hippywife, who were all pushed out of shape when a woman showed up at DU Cooking and Baking forum, telling us that she'd just undergone several months of cancer treatment - chemotherapy and radiation - and now, having been told that a vegetarian diet was the most appropriate for cancer patients, she was wondering is people at C&B had an suggestions or recommendations.

The bitch pengillian landed on her first, claiming that she didn't want to see any "anti-meat-eating" arguments get started so why didn't that woman just take her question somewhere else.

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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2010, 05:42:20 PM »
I have no idea what Chard is.

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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2010, 05:46:09 PM »
I have no idea what Chard is.

Some sort of lettuce-looking thing.

It grows wild in my front yard.
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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2010, 05:47:07 PM »
I have no idea what Chard is.

You find it next to the Arugula in the Øbama family refrigerator.
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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2010, 05:49:47 PM »
Some sort of lettuce-looking thing.

It grows wild in my front yard.

Do you pick and eat it?

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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2010, 05:51:09 PM »
Do you pick and eat it?

No.  I just leave it alone to do its own thing, while it leaves me alone to do my own thing.

We're tolerant of each other.
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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2010, 05:52:22 PM »
No.  I just leave it alone to do its own thing, while it leaves me alone to do my own thing.

We're tolerant of each other.

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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2010, 05:52:55 PM »
I bet the deer love it.
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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2010, 06:30:31 PM »
No.  I just leave it alone to do its own thing, while it leaves me alone to do my own thing.

We're tolerant of each other.

Do you at least exchange Christmas cards? :tongue:
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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 06:36:00 PM »
Do you at least exchange Christmas cards?

Actually, as I've mentioned before, one can have too much nature, especially out here in the Sandhills of Nebraska.

One gets tired of it, but one can't do a damned thing about it.

And so one just usually leaves the flora and fauna alone to do their own thing while one does his own thing.
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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2010, 06:36:11 PM »
Do you at least exchange Christmas cards Chards? :tongue:

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Re: primitives discuss red stems on Swiss chard
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2010, 06:59:10 AM »
I eat most of the stems.  Cut them up fine and toss them into the pan with the leaves.  Why waste it.  Chard tastes great!