gigantic primitive going behind closed doors (update 02-24)

[franksolich]

http://drmcdougall.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=11960&sid=efc5010adb8f5c5a72bffbb3f092c28a&start=645

Oh my.

After several members, including the greenbriar primitive, inquired about the absence of the gigantic primitive, the gigantic primitive, the #08 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009, finally shuffled in.

And it doesn't appear to be good news.

Ege Bamyasi
February 24, 2010

I hope to hear from some of you to whom I've sent Private Messages.

If there are any other forum members, with accounts in good standing going back a minimum of a year, who would like to keep up with me, please also send me a Private Message. I've notified about 20 of you, but I'm sure I've missed many regular readers of my journal.

There won't be much more activity in this journal, I'm afraid, except for an occasional weigh-in result or some exercise statistics.

I can't go into much more detail than that here, I'm afraid. Just know that I love the McDougall Plan and these forums have been invaluable to me. Sadly, there are those out there on the internet who don't seem to believe in "live and let live".

Sorry to be so vague, but most of the long-time members of this board who have been so supportive of me know why I have been compelled to take these actions.

Alas, now we'll never know, when the gigantic primitives gets below 400, and gets a job, and goes on to happily ever after.

Damn.

[Duchess]

http://drmcdougall.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=11960&sid=efc5010adb8f5c5a72bffbb3f092c28a&start=645

Oh my.

After several members, including the greenbriar primitive, inquired about the absence of the gigantic primitive, the gigantic primitive, the #08 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009, finally shuffled in.

And it doesn't appear to be good news.

Alas, now we'll never know, when the gigantic primitives gets below 400, and gets a job, and goes on to happily ever after.

Damn.

Neither will he, ever know.

[The Village Idiot]

Why didn't I get a PM from Jabba? I'm fat and sypathetic.... kind of... sort of... sarcastic and doubtful sometimes sure... I think he's politically whacked, yes.... but dang it.. I'm one of the nicer Right-wingers throwing peanuts at him at the zoo... I thought he might have noticed... oh well

[franksolich]

Neither will he, ever know.

I dunno what the gigantic primitive means, by this "live and let live" stuff.

The gigantic primitive, on both Skins's island, and in his recently-abandoned digs, always  made it pretty clear there's many he doesn't tolerate, beginning with George Bush, and the list is near-endless.

In a way, I feel cheated, because many decent and civilized people have bent over backwards to help the gigantic primitive with constructive criticism and fulsome praise, and now we're never going to know.

Also, I think that since the gigantic primitive is living off our dime, money from our pockets, he has a moral, social, and political obligation to keep us abreast of how our "investment" in him is turning out.

He's just taking our money and running, the cur.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Would those be double doors or a just a rolling garage door?

[Specbid]

I dunno what the gigantic primitive means, by this "live and let live" stuff.

He can't be talking about CC. Hell, we've been advising him to get out and "live" instead of spending his life on the computer.

[miskie]

He can't be talking about CC. Hell, we've been advising him to get out and "live" instead of spending his life on the computer.

Oh he probably is - advising a primitive to get out and live equates to swearing at them. 

[Specbid]

Oh he probably is - advising a primitive to get out and live equates to swearing at them. 

I guess they don't know good advice/constructive criticism when they read it. Oh well.

[thundley4]

Oh he probably is - advising a primitive to get out and live equates to swearing at them. 

It seems that the Las Vegas Leviathan doesn't take constructive criticism too well.

[miskie]

It seems that the Las Vegas Leviathan doesn't take constructive criticism too well.

No - For many primitives, the others are a pity party and they just lap it up -- for example..

Primitive says : "I lost one pound and have two hundred to go !"

Conservatives : "Its a start, but you need to try harder. If you keep at it through dedication and hard work, you will succeed"

Other Primitives : " YAY!!!!!11111 \o/  WOOOOoOOO !!!"

If you were a walking, breathing attention-sponge, which would you rather hear ? Cheerleading, or the truth ?

[Ree]

he'll be back....DU is a drug for him....

[Duchess]

I dunno what the gigantic primitive means, by this "live and let live" stuff.

The gigantic primitive, on both Skins's island, and in his recently-abandoned digs, always  made it pretty clear there's many he doesn't tolerate, beginning with George Bush, and the list is near-endless.

In a way, I feel cheated, because many decent and civilized people have bent over backwards to help the gigantic primitive with constructive criticism and fulsome praise, and now we're never going to know.

Also, I think that since the gigantic primitive is living off our dime, money from our pockets, he has a moral, social, and political obligation to keep us abreast of how our "investment" in him is turning out.

He's just taking our money and running, the cur.

Or at the least, taking his poor long-suffering wife's money. She has to work two jobs just to feed him, nevermind the rent and the utilities.

Whoops, that was mean

[kenth]

Sorry to be so vague, but most of the long-time members of this board who have been so supportive of me

That's the problem with that board. He doesn't need supporters. He needs people like us to tell him the truth; that his shovel-loads of potatoes and other starches aren't going to lose him weight. Anyone who looks to that sort of "diet" is merely lying to himself.

[kenth]

Would those be double doors or a just a rolling garage door?

I think he's on a timeshare.

[GOBUCKS]

I think what the LVL is trying to tell us is that he's had a little setback these past two weeks that he's been incommunicado. Just a little nibble here and there of that demonic Standard American Diet. A tiny little deviation from the McDougall gospel once in a while, maybe just every few days or so. Resulting in a weight gain of 53 pounds. So he'll just have slave girl Jeanette stir up another tub of hippo feed, spiced with a couple pounds of peanut M&Ms, and he'll be back under 450 in no time.

He is stepping up the exercise regimen as well, with some upper body stretching:


And some lower body flexibility work:


Not sure what he's talking about with that "those out there on the internet" business. I guess it could be those same pricks who were stalking Pam. If any of you pricks are still stalking Pam or the behemoth, cut it out right now. We need open communications with Las Vegas, so when that ticker does finally blow up like a propane-fueled camping trailer, we'll hear about it.

[Carl]

Or at the least, taking his poor long-suffering wife's money. She has to work two jobs just to feed him, nevermind the rent and the utilities.

Whoops, that was mean

Not mean at all and no decent self respecting man would allow such a thing.
It may be sexist by feminisms standards but too effing bad,he should be horse whipped for what he has put her through.

[Duchess]

Not mean at all and no decent self respecting man would allow such a thing.
It may be sexist by feminisms standards but too effing bad,he should be horse whipped for what he has put her through.

Well that's what my husband and I have always believed, but what do we know, we're "fundies" and "reactionaries".

[The Village Idiot]

As much as we all love the idea of a slave girl, I think we'd be looking for someone else. 

[Chris]

I hope he at least updates his little bowel mass index scale and his fat-o-meter at the bottom of his profile.

[franksolich]

I hope he at least updates his little bowel mass index scale and his fat-o-meter at the bottom of his profile.

Yeah.

In the interests of open, transparent government, where the people know how their money's being spent, the gigantic primitive, subsisting on our wallets and our generosity, should have to tell us.

It's the people's money, after all, and the people have a right to know.

If I were a recipient of the people's money, it seems to me I would be open and forthcoming in how it was being spent, so that the people themselves could judge if it was being spent wisely. 

I have no doubt that the gigantic primitive thinks "corporations" should be open and honest about how they spend their governmental subsidies, and before January 20, 2009, governmental agencies about how they spent their budgets.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Apparently the gigantic primitive thinks he's "entitled" to our benevolence, but doesn't see how he's obligated to account for how he spends it.

[PatriotGame]

http://drmcdougall.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=11960&sid=efc5010adb8f5c5a72bffbb3f092c28a&start=645

Oh my.

After several members, including the greenbriar primitive, inquired about the absence of the gigantic primitive, the gigantic primitive, the #08 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009, finally shuffled in.

And it doesn't appear to be good news.

Alas, now we'll never know, when the gigantic primitives gets below 400, and gets a job, and goes on to happily ever after.

Damn.

The ONLY reason, and I mean the O-N-L-Y reason the "man so big he has his own time zone" is punching out of his public documentations of his failed tonnage reduction attempts, is because the whole effort is a sham.
He is only going through the motions to convince his girlfriend that his parasiting off of her is temporary until he loses enough weight to become a RESPONSIBLE and EMPLOYED member of society. That and to continuously put off his conscience telling him he is a worthless fat immoral socially unfit slob.

So, he spends countless hours/days/weeks/months eating up Jeaneen's paycheck by consuming 50lb sacks of rice, trailer loads of potatoes, a fully loaded Schwann's delivery van once a week, useless exercise and weight loss tracking gadgets, and expensive subscriptions to on-line games.

Every other week he has another excuse unexplainable rash, open sore, puss oozing lesion, volcanic bowel movement, or mental breakdown that impedes his efforts to reduce HIS gravitational pull that has trapped a small moon in orbit around his gut and thighs. That and to justify his "slipping" by consuming 75% of the local Dairy Queen's inventory in a single sitting.

The phony idiot has convinced himself that peddling for 20 minutes a day on a stationary bicycle will magically shred a pound of rotund distended lard from his gargantuan gut with each turn of the crank.

He is hiding because he is fracking lying and the exposure we have blessed him with is exposing those lies and he cannot afford being found out.

To thine own self be true.

He is a blatant liberal social parasite and will NEVER have the balls, motivations, or self-respect to change. Liberalism is a mental disorder and he is fully in the grips of liberal insanity.

Go back to your cesspool Ege and enjoy a life of misery rife with continuous medical problems and disrespect from normal people.

[Specbid]

The ONLY reason, and I mean the O-N-L-Y reason the "man so big he has his own time zone" is punching out of his public documentations of his failed tonnage reduction attempts, is because the whole effort is a sham.
He is only going through the motions to convince his girlfriend that his parasiting off of her is temporary until he loses enough weight to become a RESPONSIBLE and EMPLOYED member of society. That and to continuously put off his conscience telling him he is a worthless fat immoral socially unfit slob.

So, he spends countless hours/days/weeks/months eating up Jeaneen's paycheck by consuming 50lb sacks of rice, trailer loads of potatoes, a fully loaded Schwann's delivery van once a week, useless exercise and weight loss tracking gadgets, and expensive subscriptions to on-line games.

Every other week he has another excuse unexplainable rash, open sore, puss oozing lesion, volcanic bowel movement, or mental breakdown that impedes his efforts to reduce HIS gravitational pull that has trapped a small moon in orbit around his gut and thighs. That and to justify his "slipping" by consuming 75% of the local Dairy Queen's inventory in a single sitting.

The phony idiot has convinced himself that peddling for 20 minutes a day on a stationary bicycle will magically shred a pound of rotund distended lard from his gargantuan gut with each turn of the crank.

He is hiding because he is fracking lying and the exposure we have blessed him with is exposing those lies and he cannot afford being found out.

To thine own self be true.

He is a blatant liberal social parasite and will NEVER have the balls, motivations, or self-respect to change. Liberalism is a mental disorder and he is fully in the grips of liberal insanity.

Go back to your cesspool Ege and enjoy a life of misery rife with continuous medical problems and disrespect from normal people.

Now that is great. Any man with any self respect could use your comment as inspiration. I would print that out and read it every day. Bet I'd work my ass off to lose the weight. Of course, we know the LVL has no self respect.

[franksolich]

Of course, we know the LVL has no self respect.

Right.

And self-respect comes only with humility, of which the gigantic primitive has none.

The gigantic primitive is the problem, not the world around him.

It's not like he was born mentally retarded or blind or something; I can guarantee you the gigantic primitive didn't plop out of the womb weighing 450 pounds, and the gigantic primitive is some decades past the age of 18 years, when one becomes an adult and is responsible for all that happens to one.

But no, the gigantic primitive persists in blaming George Bush and Republicans, his mother of blessed memory, his indulgent older brother, and his former boss at the casino.

The gigantic primitive may lose a couple of pounds here and there (I suspect he's gained during his absence, though), but he's never going to be a winner (and a loser, pound-wise) until he gets some humility and takes responsibility for his problems.

Because he's such a crybaby and attention whore, I have no doubt the gigantic primitive's going to thrust himself out in the open again, so it's not like this is the last we'll see of the gigantic primitive.  He'll be back, sometime, somewhere.

I still firmly insist that the gigantic primitive has a responsibility to account for the free money he gets courtesy the benevolence, voluntary and involuntary, of the people, so as to justify the "investment" the people have made in him.

It would be best--although it's never going to happen--for Jeanette to, for example, post a weekly shopping list for all those contributing to the support and maintenance of the gigantic primitive, to see, and to offer their helpful suggestions.

Someone might know of a cheaper toilet paper to buy, for example.

(What Jeanette does with her own money earned by herself is her own business; I am talking here of what the gigantic primitive does with our money.)

The people have a right to know how their money's being spent, whether by government or business or individuals who get maintained and supported.

This is America, after all.

[Karin]

While I always wished LVL well in his weight loss, I dislike him very much on a personal level.  I simply cannot tolerate the kind of laziness that allows a man to watch his wife work two jobs, then take care of all the household tasks, including cooking, cleaning and errand running.  He cannot run a vacuum cleaner, or do a load of dishes, or anything else because of a long litany of excuses.  He can't put his shoes on, for instance.  He can't raise his arms.  He has a terrible rash.  The only thing he wants to do is play computer games.  That is a sorry excuse for any individual, let alone a man. 

[whiffleball]

Yeah, but he probably did do his part in the big Virtual March.  That must have dropped a cople of ounces for him due to all the keyboarding involved.

I'm not a big follower of his travail, however I do wonder what kind of woman would stay with his lard ass.  It's one thing to provide intimate personal care for a sick person, but quite a different kettle of fish AFAIC to do such things for a slovenly person.