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DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« on: February 24, 2010, 11:27:46 AM »
DUmmy Atman, an unemployed, incompetent, unpublished, and unemployable "cartoonist" pulls off a rare DUmp feat. Bragging about some imagined possession is normal practice for DUmmies, e.g., Pammie's knockoff purses, but in this thread, the untalented cartoon wannabe actually brags about a rental car:
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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-21-10 07:32 PM
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Surprised and shocked. This Chevy is one of the nicest cars I've driven. 
I've been driving a rental Chevy Equinox LTZ for about a week while on vacation. It is awesome. Smooth, quiet ride. Beautifully designed interior. Amazing level of features, including blue-tooth phone, comprehensive on board diagnostics for everything from individual tire pressure to oil life. It is truly one of the nicest vehicles I've driven (we got it after bitching to the rental company about the horrible Mitsubishi Endeavor they initially gave us), and our Infinity SUV-driving friends agree. But then they said, "still, I'd never buy an American car." If I were in the market for a new car, I'd definitely consider one of these if this is the way Chevy is now building cars.
 
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So there you have it, direct from DUmmy Atman's seat at the helm of the Chevy of a lifetime, the final word straight out of mission control. It's funny that although DUmmy Atman wields the power of mission control he still feels compelled to brag about an imaginary friend who can afford a luxury car. Oh well, maybe someday DUmmy Atman's wife will get a better job and he can buy a new Chevy.


An anonymous, unknown DUmmy makes a rare honest statement:
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PSzymeczek  (1000+ posts)      Sun Feb-21-10 11:20 PM
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40. I fel the same way
about my '03 Saturn Ion.

An '03 Ion is starting to get into DUmmy territory.


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cliffordu  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-21-10 07:41 PM
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5. Maybe your username should really be 
"Adman"

 
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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-21-10 07:49 PM
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7. Too late...I already am
But I do advertising for the Democrats.

I believe this may be the first time anyone has ever bragged about having a yard sign.


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amandabeech  (1000+ posts)      Sun Feb-21-10 09:01 PM
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18. You need to get some friends who can think for themselves.
Or you need to help your friends who aren't so concerned about their status and what everybody thinks.

Don't worry, anonymous, unimportant DUmmy amandabeech!  They are imaginary friends!


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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-21-10 10:52 PM
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32. Oh, believe me, we had a discussion about it.
It was amazing to hear them say how nice this car was and how well it compared to their Infinti, yet they just wouldn't buy an American car...of course, based on some decades-old experience they had with some low-end GM product.

Some dumbasses can't be cured.


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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2010, 11:33:02 AM »
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Some DUmbasses can't be cured.

Fixed... Not nice to talk about your fellow castaways like that...  :-)
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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2010, 11:34:23 AM »
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7. Too late...I already am
But I do advertising for the Democrats.

Stuffing & licking envelopes doesn't count as advertising, you DUmbass. :loser:
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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 11:48:04 AM »
Stuffing & licking envelopes doesn't count as advertising, you DUmbass. :loser:

Neither does poorly drawn cartoons make one an artist but he is too stupid to understand that one too.

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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 11:53:35 AM »
Sure, it's "good" now, DUmmy. But, they put the Malibu front-end suspensions on them...talk about a rattling MFer...JD Power listed them at a "5" on reliability. So, when you hit that 50,000 to 75,000 mile mark...be ready for some extensive repairs on the horizon.
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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2010, 11:57:52 AM »
Of course......one must understand that in a DUmmies eyes, GM (now owned 60% by Obama and his minions) has overnight been transformed into something "good", and "beneficial to society"........when a little over a year ago, they were just another "evil corporation" that was repressing the "working man/woman".......

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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2010, 12:02:19 PM »
He is in advertising like I was in the newsbusiness when I use to make a single sheet "newsletter" for an apartment complex... for a couple of issues anyway... I use nice clipart and everything. The door decorating contest was huge news!  ::)

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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2010, 12:11:59 PM »
Strange he didn't mention where he was "vacationing" -- Pam would have!
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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2010, 12:26:08 PM »
Hey Atman...

Chevrolet is owned by the US Government.
Your vehicle was built by union members who exclusively support Dimocrat (Socialist) candidates and their policies.

I wouldn't buy a Chevrolet if they were the only vehicles available.
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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2010, 12:57:41 PM »
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Some dumbasses can't be cured.

You, Pedro, being the poster child for that being the case.

I've had bad luck with Ford's.  No doubt some people on this board love them.  That's the beauty of freedom; they can buy one and I don't have to.  Your so called firends have had bad experiences with Chevrolet in the past, which turned them off American made cars, and you're going to call them names?  You're a twit, Pedro.

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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2010, 12:59:06 PM »
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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-21-10 10:52 PM
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32. yet they just wouldn't buy an American car...of course, based on some decades-old experience they had with some low-end GM product.

Ummmmm Chevrolet IS the low-end of GM's product line, always has been, always will be.

Moron.

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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2010, 01:02:20 PM »
Strange he didn't mention where he was "vacationing" -- Pam would have!

He did one time, but suffered a lot of ridicule both here and from his fellow DUmmies....such as, how could he afford such a vacation in this horrible ChimpyMcBushHitler economy?
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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2010, 02:48:19 PM »
Brake lights blink, blink, blink, blink.
Shiny rental gleaming.

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Re: DUmmy Atman Brags About Rental Car - Pam Would Be Proud
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2010, 06:54:22 PM »
Yeah, despite the fact that casting sand and aluminum shavings have been found in the engines so far this model year, and that the tranny is about to fall out the bottom of the POS, what's wrong with it?

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