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Offline GOBUCKS

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Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« on: February 23, 2010, 12:24:14 AM »
Not sure how it got missed, but I don't recall seeing it. Here's a Valentine for everyone from the CalPig, in her unique style:
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-14-10 04:49 PM
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My Valentine's Day Poem  
 Dessert

After dinner
the TV
glows blue
against the
walls

around the
corner

from your
kiss

the hunger is
ending

with
dessert


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Blue TV light, glow, glow, glow, glow. Please note the copyright. As always, feel free to read and recite for your personal enjoyment, and that of your friends and family, but charging admission to hear this poem being read is strictly prohibited. And you will be arrested.


I would like to believe that this faceless, anonymous DUmmy is being sarcastic, but he's a DUmmy:
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raptor_rider (504 posts)        Sun Feb-14-10 05:20 PM
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3. Saucy Miss Peggy
Saucy... You are good with words.
 


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Parche (1000+ posts)      Sun Feb-14-10 06:21 PM
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9. My Dear CaliforniaPeggy
as always good!!

I sense a little kinkyness in this....??
   

 
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-14-10 06:57 PM
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10. My dear Parche!  
Glad you enjoyed it!

Kinky? Moi? Nah.......maybe a little erotic...

I hate to use the term, it's so internetty, but I have to: Ewwww!


In case you did not know, the CalPig has great talent:
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Terra Alta  (578 posts)      Sun Feb-14-10 08:42 PM
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18. you have such great talent
thanks for sharing, and hope you are having a wonderful Valentine's Day!



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av8rdave  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-15-10 01:02 PM
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28. Nice!
Amazing how just a few words can build an entire stage set in my mind.

Thanks!
 


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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-15-10 01:45 PM
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31. My dear av8rdave!  
Some poems just unreel in my mind, complete from the first word...

This was one of those.

Writing them is a complete mystery...
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
Thanks!
It just slid right out onto the paper.
 

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Don't get me wrong - her poetry isn't bad.  It's awful.  It's the kind of thing that would blind God if He had to read it.  It's a collection of words that should be machine-gunned down, one by one, preferably out in the desert, with no witnesses, and a nice young girl who could be counted on to claim that she'd been shooting jackrabbits.  It's so bad, mirrors crack if anyone looking into a mirror while thinking of one of CP's poems runs the risk of permanent scarring, even blindness, while thinking of it as he peers into the mirror.

Her poetry needs immolation.  She needs to have all writing impletments and keyboards, paper, blank walls, toilet paper, paper towels, margins in newspapers, and even the blank part of framed works of art removed from her home until this idea that she's writing "poetry" passes.  Maybe medication will help.  
 
Enough said.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 12:29:06 AM »
OUCH! That is going to leave a mark. :-)
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 12:34:51 AM »
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 04:29:18 AM »
It would be completely funny if it wasn`t for the fact that DUmmies far and wide truly consider sophomoric nonsense like that are and their enlightened contribution to society.
This drivel is what they think entitles them to complete public care and support.

After reading
this so called
poem
The stomach rumbles

around the
corner

safely away

the pain is
ending

with a
huge crap.


My version.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 06:31:45 AM »
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My Valentine's Day Poem 
 Dessert

After dinner
the TV
glows blue
against the
walls

around the
corner

from your
kiss

the hunger is
ending

with
dessert

WTF was that? Let me guess..Peggy still sees herself as a "beat"......
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 07:56:35 AM »
TLB was right on the money
Rest In Peace

CalPiggy must be stopped before
any more kittens are harmed
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 07:56:52 AM »
And now for something completely different, a girl wearing muskrats over her eyes:

See it here

4th post down is a special surprise.  
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 08:01:16 AM »
Quote from: Karin on February 23, 2010, 07:56:52 AM
And now for something completely different, a girl wearing muskrats over her eyes:

See it here

4th post down is a special surprise.  

That picture of her may be evidence of her suffering from some form of retardation.  She has a note with her name on it pinned to her shirt.  :lmao:
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2010, 08:39:11 AM »
What an absolutely boring poem  :thatsright:  Those who are claiming that it is "kinky" and "erotic" have obviously never any poetry that is actually erotic, because if that gets you worked up, I'm concerned about you.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2010, 08:55:20 AM »
Plop Plop
Fizz fizz
O whatta
wiz she iz
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2010, 09:17:07 AM »
I make a vow to myself

No more Cal Peg verse.

The snow retreats from the field.

--a Splashdown Haiku
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2010, 09:43:41 AM »
Peggy, "Meter" is not just something that has to do with your utility bills.

Somewhere, puppies died because that poem was so horrible.

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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2010, 09:46:38 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on February 23, 2010, 09:17:07 AM
I make a vow to myself

No more Cal Peg verse.

The snow retreats from the field.

--a Splashdown Haiku

See, now, that's good stuff right there.  The whole "snow retreats from the field" part gives it a nice poetic flair.  You ask, "What does that mean?" and then ponder the question for a while.

Calpig's offering came straight from the back end of a male bovine.  I mean, I seriously want to reach through the computer screen and smack her back for that.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2010, 09:57:34 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on February 23, 2010, 09:17:07 AM
I make a vow to myself

No more Cal Peg verse.

The snow retreats from the field.

--a Splashdown Haiku



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lights blinking for me

I made the same vow as well

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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2010, 10:03:21 AM »
Fun haikus, my friends,
But the accepted format
is five, seven, five.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2010, 10:12:49 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 23, 2010, 10:03:21 AM
Fun haikus, my friends,
But the accepted format
is five, seven, five.

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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2010, 10:15:21 AM »
crap. Why did I think it was 7-5-7?

Hmm.

California Peg--

I've seen better poetry

On a bathroom wall.



Sorry!

There once was a "poet" named Pegs.

Whose poetry stank like a rotten eggs.

I try to be gallant

But she has less talent

Than a dancer with two wooden legs.


--Maybe a limerick would be more my milieu


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Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2010, 10:16:19 AM »
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Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
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"No crushed ice; no peas." -- Undies

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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2010, 10:33:16 AM »
Dutch doesn't like Haikus.  Back when we had bitch-slaps, I believe it was him who gave me a bunch for following along in a Haiku thread. 
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2010, 10:42:59 AM »
Quote from: Karin on February 23, 2010, 10:33:16 AM
Dutch doesn't like Haikus.  Back when we had bitch-slaps, I believe it was him who gave me a bunch for following along in a Haiku thread. 

(virtual bitchslap)  :hi5:

I feel that if you are gonna do Haikus you need to do them in Japanese...other wise it's just teh ghey.

Why don't you try sonnets?
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2010, 10:46:37 AM »
Quote from: Karin on February 23, 2010, 10:33:16 AM
Dutch doesn't like Haikus.  Back when we had bitch-slaps, I believe it was him who gave me a bunch for following along in a Haiku thread. 

Agree. Haikus suck big time, and their perpetrators deserve unrecs, er, bitch slaps, even if they write in Japanese.
The only thing going for them is that "Red lights, blink, blink, blink, blink" will not fit in haiku meter. You would have to change the number of blinks, which would ruin the whole poetic experience.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2010, 10:52:29 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on February 23, 2010, 10:42:59 AM
(virtual bitchslap)  :hi5:

I feel that if you are gonna do Haikus you need to do them in Japanese...other wise it's just teh ghey.

Why don't you try sonnets?

I'm very impressed by anybody who can write a good sonnet.
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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2010, 10:59:35 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 23, 2010, 10:03:21 AM
Fun haikus, my friends,
But the accepted format
is five, seven, five.

Oh well....bugger.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2010, 11:24:59 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on February 23, 2010, 10:12:49 AM
:2muchgay:

...Sez the site expert on gayness.

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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2010, 11:31:15 AM »
The sound of a CalPig poem reminds me of the sound of urine splashing into a filthy Texaco latrine.

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