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DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« on: February 22, 2010, 12:03:13 AM »
DUmmy TwixVoy has descended deeper and deeper into an intractable depression over the past few months. Fired from the job clerking at Target for insubordination, fired from the job as a trainee cable guy apparently for failing a drug test, passed over for a sweeping job at the air  port after a urine test, poor DUmmy Twix can now do nothing but post gloomy musings on the inevitable collapse of America, occasionally making up a lame bouncy like this one:
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TwixVoy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-21-10 11:54 PM
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I get so tired of seeing all the homeless here....
I get so tired of seeing all the homeless here. Literally it's almost every stop light now. I went over and talked to one at the gas station today. Ex-nam vet. Everything he owned was in plastic bags strapped to his shopping cart. Got used up and kicked to the curb.

Americans treat each other like shit. Happy to use people up if they are useful. Very few people seem to have any ethics or concern for others.
WTF is wrong with this country....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7766916
There has to be something fatally amiss with this country if DUmmy Twix can't even sweep floors at the air  port. And does anyone believe DUmmy Twix struck up a conversation with a wino at the filling station? With no applause from bystanders?


A couple of faceless, nameless, anonymous DUmmies weigh in with their expressions of democrat party patriotism:
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glowing  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-21-10 11:55 PM
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1. Capitalism and having neighbors who are "smaller" than you.
   


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patrice  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-22-10 12:00 AM
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2. There is no America. We're just a bunch of people who happen to live on the same continent.
There is nothing that binds us together into anything like national personhood.

Remember now: You must never question a democrat's patriotism. They are red, white, and blue, through and through. Well, red anyway.


DUmmy KingFlorez, another faceless, nameless DUmmy of no consequence, makes the shocking discovery that wino bums tend to remain wino bums:
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KingFlorez (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-22-10 12:01 AM
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4. I see it a lot too
I moved to my current city ten years ago and I still see some of the same people on the streets that I saw those years ago. Homelessness doesn't get addressed enough, it needs to be a more front burner issue.
 


This DUmmy, I tghink, speaks for a lot of us:
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Cirque du So-What  (1000+ posts)      Mon Feb-22-10 12:04 AM
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6. Lots of Americans are sick of seeing the homeless
Especially conservatives, who wish they would just ****ing vanish. They don't give a flying **** about their plight, mind you, but they just don't want to see them; it troubles their beautiful minds and offends their sense of decorum. They pass laws designed to drive them out of sight and to deter decent people from feeding or sheltering them. The Humane Society is a better advocate for animals than some municipalities advocate for human beings.

I would very much like to see the scourge of wino bum panhandlers simply vanish. Where to, and how, not important. Just vanish. I'd rather let packs of stray dogs run loose, and use Humane Society facilities for winos. DUmmy bobbolink's worst fears are true.


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indy legend (110 posts)        Mon Feb-22-10 12:20 AM
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10. That's conservatives for you.
They will scream and yell and jump up and down for the rights of the unborn, but the after the second that person takes their first breath conservatives don't give a flyin' **** about them anymore.
 
Infants are innocent unblemished human beings. They deserve the opportunity to become productive members of society, to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. There is no parallel between how society treats innocent babies, and how it treats worthless human flotsam.

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lpbk2713  (1000+ posts)      Mon Feb-22-10 12:10 AM
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9. Where I live they made it a crime to be in possession of a shopping cart. 
That is, if someone is caught pushing a Wal-Mart cart down the street and there is no Wal-Mart
anywhere nearby they can be arrested. Just another way to persecute the poor and homeless.

Why should it be illegal to steal a shopping cart? What kind of country is this?

 

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 12:47:07 AM »
Anyone watch Undercover Boss tonight?  It was about the 7-11 CEO. He met a man named Igor that came to this country with only $50 to his name.  Igor delivers to the stores at night. While he is riding in the delivery truck with him Igor tells the CEO how much he loves this country and that he is living the American dream.  He also said that people that are born here don't see it.  Igor is more of an American than most that are born here.  
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 04:56:05 AM »
Strange...I didn`t see any of them suggesting what they personally are doing to help someone.
I mean if they all have homes themselves they could take someone in if only for a night.
Hell,no one needs cable or Internet so there is close to a hundred bucks a month that could help feed some homeless person.

C`mon DUmmies...you want to stand around and accuse and condemn why not come here and tell us and show us what you do for humanity other then gripe and imply that you deserve a handout yourselves.

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2010, 06:31:40 AM »
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patrice  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-22-10 12:00 AM
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2. There is no America. We're just a bunch of people who happen to live on the same continent.
There is nothing that binds us together into anything like national personhood.

hmm. sound awfully jingoistic.

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2010, 07:19:46 AM »
Strange...I didn`t see any of them suggesting what they personally are doing to help someone.
I mean if they all have homes themselves they could take someone in if only for a night.
Hell,no one needs cable or Internet so there is close to a hundred bucks a month that could help feed some homeless person.

C`mon DUmmies...you want to stand around and accuse and condemn why not come here and tell us and show us what you do for humanity other then gripe and imply that you deserve a handout yourselves.

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2010, 08:44:07 AM »
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TwixVoy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-21-10 11:54 PM
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I get so tired of seeing all the homeless here....
I get so tired of seeing all the homeless here. Literally it's almost every stop light now. I went over and talked to one at the gas station today. Ex-nam vet. Everything he owned was in plastic bags strapped to his shopping cart. Got used up and kicked to the curb
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And how do you know for sure?  A lot of the "homeless" that I've seen over the years near the exits of expressways use the "Vietnam-Vet" thing on their cardboard sign.  Bet dollars to doughnuts that most of them aren't.
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2010, 08:46:32 AM »
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TwixVoy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-21-10 11:54 PM
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I get so tired of seeing all the homeless here....

Does that mean you want to see Bobbolink banned from DU? :evillaugh:
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2010, 09:26:50 AM »
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KingFlorez (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-22-10 12:01 AM

Does this DUmmie realize that Florence King is a writer much beloved by conservatives? 

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2010, 10:49:49 AM »
DUmmies think that shopping carts are cheap and that bums should be able to steal them at will.

http://www.shopcarriage-trade.com/ord-sc1048.html

I'd bet that most DUmmies could not afford one.
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2010, 11:36:35 AM »
I hate homeless people so much that I donate to the Salvation Army every year. Probably my favorite charity.

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2010, 02:24:52 PM »
DUmmies think that shopping carts are cheap and that bums should be able to steal them at will.

http://www.shopcarriage-trade.com/ord-sc1048.html

I'd bet that most DUmmies could not afford one.
Those things are pricey
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2010, 03:42:20 PM »
Those things are pricey

Yep.

And every time a worthless bum steals one, the store charges us more for its goods.
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2010, 06:36:56 PM »
Anyone listening to Hugh Hewitt right now?  He is talking about the show Undercover Boss I posted about earlier in this thread.  He is playing snippets from the show and it is the ones with Igor.  Igor is great.

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2010, 02:50:59 PM »
I got a fin that says twixvoy lives in a city that has decided to give more goodies than other cities to the homeless.  For some reason I just can't put my finger on when cities give more goodies to homeless people they get more homeless people.
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Reflects On Wino Bums
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2010, 04:58:26 PM »
I got a fin that says twixvoy lives in a city that has decided to give more goodies than other cities to the homeless.  For some reason I just can't put my finger on when cities give more goodies to homeless people they get more homeless people.
I've also noticed that if you have a huge number of homeless people, you don't have any wino bums.