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Tiger Woods intends to end three months of silence by apologizing on Friday, the first time he will be seen in public since a Thanksgiving car crash started a domino effect of sexual allegations against him.

Woods is expected to speak on Friday at 11 a.m. for a mere five minutes from the PGA's headquarters in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.

"This is all about the next step," Mark Steinberg, his agent, told The Associated Press. "He's looking forward to it."

In a statement, Steinberg said he would speak to a "small group of friends, colleagues and close associates" and that he "willl discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior."

"While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between he and his wife, he also recognizes that he has hurt and let down a lot of other people who were close to him. He also let down his fans. He wants to begin the process of making amends and that's what he's going to discuss," the statement said.

Steinberg said the Friday event will not be a news conference, suggesting that questions will be limited. A small group of reporters will be allowed to attend while others can watch from a nearby conference center on a televised feed.

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2010, 03:34:21 PM »
Heard a pretty good Tiger joke the other day.  You have to be a golfer to get it, probably.

His wife was asked how many times she wacked him with the club.
She thought for a minute and said "Ah, ..... give me a four."

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2010, 03:36:56 PM »
Heard a pretty good Tiger joke the other day.  You have to be a golfer to get it, probably.

His wife was asked how many times she wacked him with the club.
She thought for a minute and said "Ah, ..... give me a four."

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I think I've received every Tiger joke possible in the past few months.
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2010, 03:36:59 PM »
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2010, 03:39:25 PM »
I think I've received every Tiger joke possible in the past few months.

Yeah.  That's the problem with posting jokes 2.5 months after the fact, everyone's already heard it.

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2010, 03:42:01 PM »
Yeah.  That's the problem with posting jokes 2.5 months after the fact, everyone's already heard it.

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It wasn't a criticism.  Just a comment.  My non-golfing friends just felt compelled to text or e-mail me every freaking joke over & over & over....
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2010, 04:04:41 PM »
No one sent me even one Tiger joke.
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2010, 04:14:08 PM »
Anyone care to tell me why he would be apologizing to anyone outside of his family and friends?  What the hell good is an apology to Joe Blow of Bumfluck Minnesota going to do him?
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2010, 04:16:15 PM »
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2010, 04:51:58 PM »
Anyone care to tell me why he would be apologizing to anyone outside of his family and friends?  What the hell good is an apology to Joe Blow of Bumfluck Minnesota going to do him?

He lost tons of endorsement monies. He needs to get back in good with the public to get them back.

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2010, 06:12:29 PM »
Anyone care to tell me why he would be apologizing to anyone outside of his family and friends?  What the hell good is an apology to Joe Blow of Bumfluck Minnesota going to do him?
For the months he's been away, sports writers, pundits, PR people, psycologysts, etc. have been writing and spouting that Tiger MUST make a public apology. Now you ask, why should he...LOL

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2010, 10:19:11 PM »
For the months he's been away, sports writers, pundits, PR people, psycologysts, etc. have been writing and spouting that Tiger MUST make a public apology. Now you ask, why should he...LOL

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I can think of two reasons Tiger will apologize:

1.  The public was fool enought to put him on a pedastal with unrealistic expectations.

2.  His real goal in my opinion is to get this crap to stop, change the subject and discuss golf.

Now if I were to guess, somewhere toward the end of the news conference he will make it very clear that he has no intention of answering any further questions on the subject in the future....hoping it will all go away.

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2010, 10:22:14 PM »
Hi,

I can think of two reasons Tiger will apologize:

1.  The public was fool enought to put him on a pedastal with unrealistic expectations.

2.  His real goal in my opinion is to get this crap to stop, change the subject and discuss golf.

Now if I were to guess, somewhere toward the end of the news conference he will make it very clear that he has no intention of answering any further questions on the subject in the future....hoping it will all go away.

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It's going to be a very controlled environment for this. No reporters, just a pool camera.

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2010, 10:45:00 PM »
He lost tons of endorsement monies. He needs to get back in good with the public to get them back.

Bullseye, he wants them to continue purchasing the product lines he endorses. He really does care about them and their feelings about this...

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2010, 12:47:24 AM »
I hear a cougar brought down a tiger.
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2010, 09:47:47 AM »
What is funny is he is doing it just in time for the Masters
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2010, 12:08:50 PM »
What is funny is he is doing it just in time for the Masters


Are you surprised?


He wants to be able to come back to playing golf....and the pro golf community wants him back....because his presence on the golf course brings in viewers.

That being said....I don't think the pro golf community wants each golf tournament to be about Tiger's sex life, marriage, divorce or babies with prostitutes.

For the most part...with the exception of John Daly and a few incidents when Greg Norman has made news (Clinton falling at his home, divorce and marriage to Chris Everett and their divorce)....golfers don't make the gossip/scandal news. They play golf, practice golf, get married, play golf, practice golf, have children, play golf, practice golf.

Tiger's got himself in a mess and now he's doing damage repair. Or rather trying to.

This press conference...while it may be part of his treatment process ( :whatever: ) ....isn't going to do anything except make the press/scandal rags salivate even more.

But just how many male golfers sitting at home watching these tournaments....are just all that interested in Tiger's sex life?

The guys that I know....including my other half....want to see well played golf and hear well done commentating . Not hear all the latest news on Tiger's sex life.

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2010, 12:13:19 PM »

Are you surprised?


He wants to be able to come back to playing golf....and the pro golf community wants him back....because his presence on the golf course brings in viewers.

That being said....I don't think the pro golf community wants each golf tournament to be about Tiger's sex life, marriage, divorce or babies with prostitutes.

For the most part...with the exception of John Daly and a few incidents when Greg Norman has made news (Clinton falling at his home, divorce and marriage to Chris Everett and their divorce)....golfers don't make the gossip/scandal news. They play golf, practice golf, get married, play golf, practice golf, have children, play golf, practice golf.

Tiger's got himself in a mess and now he's doing damage repair. Or rather trying to.

This press conference...while it may be part of his treatment process ( :whatever: ) ....isn't going to do anything except make the press/scandal rags salivate even more.

But just how many male golfers sitting at home watching these tournaments....are just all that interested in Tiger's sex life?

The guys that I know....including my other half....want to see well played golf and hear well done commentating . Not hear all the latest news on Tiger's sex life.



Bingo. The golfing world - PGA, ESPN, et. al. - have appealed to him to man up and get his ass back to the golf course.

There's a lot of money to be made when he's swinging a club. Phil Mickelson is but a bit playah in that sense.
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2010, 08:37:53 AM »
Great for golf I suppose, he is still a low-life whore-hound who would throw his whole family under a bus for an orgasm, so screw him.  Having great athletic ability just makes him a faithless piece of shit with great athletic ability.
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2010, 10:14:54 AM »
He's on now. His Momma is NOT a happy woman. She's glanced at him once for a split second and is spending the rest of the time looking down and past him. She spent the appology portion with her arms tightly crossed across her chest.

Momma disapproves.

She does smile and get up to hug him at the end though.

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2010, 10:19:34 AM »
Saturday Night Live is going to have a field day with this.
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2010, 11:27:44 AM »
He's on now. His Momma is NOT a happy woman. She's glanced at him once for a split second and is spending the rest of the time looking down and past him. She spent the appology portion with her arms tightly crossed across her chest.

Momma disapproves.

She does smile and get up to hug him at the end though.


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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2010, 11:54:14 AM »
I don't give a tinker's damn what this fool has to say. Tell it your wife and family and your therapist -they are the only ones that need to hear this B.S. - not the world. Come back to golf in a year. STFU until then.
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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2010, 12:18:20 PM »
Aw jeeze. Gloria Allred is on TV saying that Tiger needs to apologize to one of the women that says she is still in love with him.

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Re: Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2010, 12:18:59 PM »
I don't give a tinker's damn what this fool has to say. Tell it your wife and family and your therapist -they are the only ones that need to hear this B.S. - not the world. Come back to golf in a year. STFU until then.

But he apologized to you and everyone else (except the hoochies)
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