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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Melrose Park Biz Has Legal Sex Party Room
« on: February 15, 2010, 04:35:56 PM »
How was your Valentine's Day?

Many couples spent the romantic evening with each other. And some couples may have spent it with a few other people as well at a pornography bookstore in Melrose Park.

Right beside this store's "reading" and viewing material is an added feature: a party room where customers—both single and partnered—can have multiple sex partners at late-night, arranged gatherings.

The store even offers drinks and appetizers. How's that for accommodation?

Local and county police have spent months investigating the business (difficult work, we're sure), but there is nothing illegal about the arrangement, they say.

There is neither prostitution nor illegal drugs at the establishment. Consenting adults pay at least $30 each for admission.

It's "no different than Sybaris," the motel chain that offers romantic rooms for couples, said attorney Joseph Lopez (via Sun-Times). "Except more people."

But officials smell a rat among the roses.

Lopez, better known as "The Shark," is the lawyer for former police officer Robert Urbinati, one of the business operators. Urbinati was found guilty in 2002 of taking bribes from the mob.

But Lopez, who has been associated with several alleged mob men, has assured the public, "My client [Urbinati] has done his time, and now he's moved on to the second phase of his life."

A very active phase of life, we see.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/Melrose-Park-Biz-Has-Legal-Party-Sex-Room-84381492.html


http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2048459,CST-NWS-sexparty15.article
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Re: Melrose Park Biz Has Legal Sex Party Room
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 04:38:23 PM »
paying for sex is supposed to be illegal isn't it?

I saw a neon sign advertising an orgy in New Orleans once

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Re: Melrose Park Biz Has Legal Sex Party Room
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 04:58:30 PM »
paying for sex is supposed to be illegal isn't it?

I don't think it counts as selling if it's BYOB.
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Re: Melrose Park Biz Has Legal Sex Party Room
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 04:59:49 PM »
I don't think it counts as selling if it's BYOB.

Wouldn't  that be BYOS?  Or BYOGT?  (Bring your own groove thing)
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 05:07:53 PM »
I don't think it counts as selling if it's BYOB.

Why isn't porn also prostitution?

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Re: Melrose Park Biz Has Legal Sex Party Room
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 05:08:30 PM »
Why isn't porn also prostitution?

Because it's been deemed as "free speech" and/or "art" by the Supreme Court.  Sorry.
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 05:19:57 PM »
Because it's been deemed as "free speech" and/or "art" by the Supreme Court.  Sorry.

MAKING it. People being paid to have sex. Not the result.

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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 09:38:09 PM »
MAKING it. People being paid to have sex. Not the result.


People get paid to do a whole mess of stuff normal joes won't do all the time.  The fact of the matter is, people like looking at porn.  They will pay for it.  People will make porn in order to get paid.  And so on and so on and so on.  Is it bad for you?  Maybe, maybe not.  But, people make cheetos too,  and people probably ought not to eat them either. 




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