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I need help coming up with a slogan.
« on: March 11, 2008, 02:07:40 PM »
Got this email from the wife just now.  I'm usually a good source for this kind of stuff.  But let's face it, I can't come up with anything that won't seem homophobic, seeing as how nothing is gayer than mixing manthought with The Little Mermaid.

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Our Relay team this year chose the theme of “The Little Mermaid”.  Now we have to come up with a slogan!

 

Whoever can come up with the best slogan to incorporate The Little Mermaid with a cure for cancer will receive a $15 gift card.

 

Please email me your entries by Monday, March 17th.


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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 02:19:38 PM »
Cancer:  No time to have to fin for yourself

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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 02:25:03 PM »
Shell Out a Few Clams for the Cure.
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 02:26:30 PM »
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 02:27:56 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:26:30 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 02:35:09 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:27:56 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:26:30 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 02:38:45 PM »
We may smell like fish, but we're fast.




ok...doesn't have anything to do with cancer.


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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 02:40:25 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 02:35:09 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:27:56 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:26:30 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.


That was Ariel stinker.
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2008, 02:41:06 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 11, 2008, 02:38:45 PM
We may smell like fish, but we're fast.




ok...doesn't have anything to do with cancer.




Moving our tails for cancer research
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2008, 02:41:48 PM »
 :thatsright: :rotf: Sorry Sam! Your thread got hijacked. This is what happens when you ask the kids who have to stay after school for an idea.  :-)
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2008, 02:43:02 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:41:48 PM
:thatsright: :rotf: Sorry Sam! Your thread got hijacked. This is what happens when you ask the kids who have to stay after school for an idea.  :-)

That's alright.  I got a couple of good ones before the boys got off their Ritalin.
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2008, 02:45:37 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:40:25 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 02:35:09 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:27:56 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:26:30 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.



That was Ariel stinker.

Well, as long as you don't carp on it.

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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2008, 02:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 11, 2008, 02:43:02 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:41:48 PM
:thatsright: :rotf: Sorry Sam! Your thread got hijacked. This is what happens when you ask the kids who have to stay after school for an idea.  :-)

That's alright.  I got a couple of good ones before the boys got off their Ritalin.

Salmon once said, "You get what you pay for".
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 02:46:31 PM »
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 11, 2008, 02:43:02 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:41:48 PM
:thatsright: :rotf: Sorry Sam! Your thread got hijacked. This is what happens when you ask the kids who have to stay after school for an idea.  :-)

That's alright.  I got a couple of good ones before the boys got off their Ritalin.

It doesn't take much... :)
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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2008, 02:47:44 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 02:45:37 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:40:25 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 02:35:09 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:27:56 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:26:30 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.



That was Ariel stinker.

Well, as long as you don't carp on it.



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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2008, 02:48:43 PM »
Angling for a cure

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Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2008, 02:48:44 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:47:44 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 02:45:37 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:40:25 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 02:35:09 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:27:56 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:26:30 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.



That was Ariel stinker.

Well, as long as you don't carp on it.



Har-dee-gar-gar

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