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What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« on: March 11, 2008, 09:29:52 AM »
http://www.dogster.com/quizzes/what_dog_breed_are_you/quiztaker/18994

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Wow, You're a Bulldog!


Bulldog
The Comedian

You may look like the troublemaker of the pack, but it turns out your tough guy mug is worse than its bite. You're really a softie, loyal to your friends and family and A-OK with meeting new pooches, but you prefer to do so with a high-five instead of a paw-shake. Proud of your great sense of humor, you've got a whole litter of jokes you draw from to keep the mood playful and the positive energy alive. A perfect afternoon for you involves a leisurely stroll with a pal, followed by a little downtime in an easy chair with a frosty can of brew and a remote control within easy fetching distance. You shed accusations of being lazy, knowing perfectly well that you're kenneling the energy you might need for... well... something. Learn more »

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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 09:42:07 AM »
Ok...  thats freaky as hell.

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Wow, You're a German Shepherd!


German Shepherd
The Perfectionist

Doggedly dedicated to getting the job done, you don't let silly little distractions get in the way of putting in a full day's work. And after you come home, chowing down on a little grub and taking a little catnap is all it takes to get you up and at 'em for round two, whatever that may entail. Your dogma emphasizes the importance of hard work, and you swim laps around your dog-paddling, time-wasting co-workers. Your cleverness leads to you often being entrusted with some pretty important tasks, which you are always more than happy to sink your canines into. You really dig being outdoors and love a bit of exercise, but you draw the line at the ridiculous stuff, choosing a game of beach volleyball over Pilates in the park any day. Learn more »

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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 09:46:20 AM »
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 09:47:14 AM »
Wow, You're a Labrador Retriever!


Labrador Retriever
The Caretaker

Your family is what makes you tick, and you never "flea" from an opportunity to hang out with the whole gang. A family picnic complete with hot dogs, deviled eggs and a refreshing swim in the lake is hard for you to stray from. Your sparky temperament and dogged intelligence mean you are not only a blast to hang out with, but great to work with as well. Your close pals appreciate your patience and forgiveness, knowing you'd rather let sleeping dogs lie than dwell on the mishaps of the past. Your dashing good looks may one day lead to a modelling career, if only you can tame the unfortunate clumsiness that sometimes causes you to go flailing from the catwalk. Learn more »

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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 09:47:43 AM »

 Border Collie

The Achiever

You've heard about this "second-place ribbon" thing, but really don’t ever plan on getting one. Not a chance. Highly competitive, you keep one eye on the Best in Show prize and one on the rest of the pack, making sure you're always at least one paw ahead. You love your family and enjoy the company you keep, but you'd trade all of them in a heartbeat for a corner office and some meaty stock options. When you're not licking your professional coat, naked skydiving and triathlons keep you entertained. You idolize the top dog and will do so until you sniff out a way to take over the company and do a little "restructuring." Learn more »

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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 10:59:25 AM »
Damn.

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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 11:01:53 AM »
Border Collies are fags.
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 11:15:10 AM »


No real surprise there.
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2008, 12:30:56 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 11, 2008, 11:01:53 AM
Border Collies are fags.

Bull-dogs overcompensate for their little penises.
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2008, 12:58:29 PM »

Wow, You're a German Shepherd!

German Shepherd

The Perfectionist

Doggedly dedicated to getting the job done, you don't let silly little distractions get in the way of putting in a full day's work. And after you come home, chowing down on a little grub and taking a little catnap is all it takes to get you up and at 'em for round two, whatever that may entail. Your dogma emphasizes the importance of hard work, and you swim laps around your dog-paddling, time-wasting co-workers. Your cleverness leads to you often being entrusted with some pretty important tasks, which you are always more than happy to sink your canines into. You really dig being outdoors and love a bit of exercise, but you draw the line at the ridiculous stuff, choosing a game of beach volleyball over Pilates in the park any day. Learn more »

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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2008, 01:19:12 PM »
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2008, 01:27:50 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 11, 2008, 09:47:43 AM

 Border Collie

The Achiever

You've heard about this "second-place ribbon" thing, but really don’t ever plan on getting one. Not a chance. Highly competitive, you keep one eye on the Best in Show prize and one on the rest of the pack, making sure you're always at least one paw ahead. You love your family and enjoy the company you keep, but you'd trade all of them in a heartbeat for a corner office and some meaty stock options. When you're not licking your professional coat, naked skydiving and triathlons keep you entertained. You idolize the top dog and will do so until you sniff out a way to take over the company and do a little "restructuring." Learn more »

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Me too. Woof!
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2008, 01:29:59 PM »
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You are a Jack Russell Terrier!
You, my friend, are an artiste! Fuelled by a hounding sense of creativity and an untameable desire to express yourself, you see the world through rose-colored glasses one day and then wrestle the curtains closed and turn off the lights so you can ponder life the next. Your dog-eared journal is filled with brilliant ideas about rescuing the universe, yet you have trouble training your noggin on any one of them for any significant amount of time. Your originality occasionally manifests itself as performance art, and you love showing off your amazing athletic abilities in front of an audience. When it comes to taking on the leader of the pack, you�re not afraid to sink your teeth in - and won't loosen your grip until you've gotten your point across. 
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 01:30:12 PM »
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Golden Retriever
The Charmer

Laid-back, sociable and well-groomed, you've got your own hip little pack of groupies who just love to be around you. You have a brain inside that adorable little head of yours, though you use it mostly to organize your hectic social calendar. You never poop out at parties, and since you're popular with ladies and men, as well as children and adults, you dish out your wit, charm and luck to whomever is close enough to bask in it. The top dog likes you and wants to be your best friend, despite the fact that he doesn't really know what the heck you do. No one does, in fact, but everyone loves you all the same. A true foodie, you’ve got your keen ears fine-tuned to make sure you don't miss out on the opening of a trendy new place to nosh. But your youthful days of being able to wolf down food 24-7 are wagging behind you, meaning you've got to watch what you eat so you don’t pull a Brando and outgrow your coats. Learn more »

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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2008, 01:45:44 PM »
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2008, 02:11:45 PM »


Great. I'm the dumb blonde of the Dog world.

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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2008, 03:10:14 PM »
Best bets on the DUmmies results??

I call a tie between toy poodles and chinese crested.
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2008, 03:27:13 PM »
Quote from: Flame on March 11, 2008, 03:10:14 PM
Best bets on the DUmmies results??

I call a tie between toy poodles and chinese crested.

See for yourself.  That is where I found the quiz.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7554296
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2008, 03:29:55 PM »
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 11, 2008, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Flame on March 11, 2008, 03:10:14 PM
Best bets on the DUmmies results??

I call a tie between toy poodles and chinese crested.

See for yourself.  That is where I found the quiz.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7554296

I was close...there are a bunch of poodles, with a chihuahua and a couple jack russels thrown in.

HHHMmmmm....what do those breeds have in common??  They are all yappy little things!
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2008, 03:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Flame on March 11, 2008, 03:29:55 PM
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 11, 2008, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Flame on March 11, 2008, 03:10:14 PM
Best bets on the DUmmies results??

I call a tie between toy poodles and chinese crested.

See for yourself.  That is where I found the quiz.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7554296

I was close...there are a bunch of poodles, with a chihuahua and a couple jack russels thrown in.

HHHMmmmm....what do those breeds have in common??  They are all yappy little things!

But a Jack Russell will back up that bark.  They don't run from anything.  That's what got mine killed.  My wife's Chihuahua, on the other hand.....
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2008, 05:58:45 PM »
Yep!  :lmao:
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Wow, You're a Labrador Retriever!


Labrador Retriever
The Caretaker

Your family is what makes you tick, and you never "flea" from an opportunity to hang out with the whole gang. A family picnic complete with hot dogs, deviled eggs and a refreshing swim in the lake is hard for you to stray from. Your sparky temperament and dogged intelligence mean you are not only a blast to hang out with, but great to work with as well. Your close pals appreciate your patience and forgiveness, knowing you'd rather let sleeping dogs lie than dwell on the mishaps of the past. Your dashing good looks may one day lead to a modelling career, if only you can tame the unfortunate clumsiness that sometimes causes you to go flailing from the catwalk. Learn more »

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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2008, 06:42:01 PM »
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2008, 06:46:53 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 11, 2008, 06:42:01 PM


Congratulations, you're gay, according to someone around here.   :hammer:
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Re: What dog breed are you? (quiz)
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2008, 06:53:59 PM »
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Quote from: Chris on March 11, 2008, 06:42:01 PM


Congratulations, you're gay, according to someone around here.   :hammer:

I've been called worse.:amsmiling:
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