A Required for Voting "Literacy Test" I Could Live With:

[Freeper]

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A Required for Voting "Literacy Test" I Could Live With:
   
Inspired by Tom Tancredo's recent imbecility and the whole Tea Party bigotry...

Pre-Qualifying Voter Questions:
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A. Under US Law, a black person can become President. T/F

B. Barack Hussein Obama is currently the legitimate President of the US. T/F

C. A black man and white woman can legally marry and have sexual intercourse anywhere in the US. T/F

D. In 2008, Barack Hussein Obama legitimately won the popular vote and the electoral college vote for US president. T/F

E. All men and women, black, hispanic, muslim, asian, and caucasian, etc., are created equal. T/F

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Signed:______________________________________, So Help You God!

You must answer the above questions honestly.

You must answer all of the above questions correctly before being permitted to vote.


:patriot:

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A. Under US Law, a black person can become President. T/F  True

B. Barack Hussein Obama is currently the legitimate President of the US. T/F True as much as I don't like having a Marxist

C. A black man and white woman can legally marry and have sexual intercourse anywhere in the US. T/F True

D. In 2008, Barack Hussein Obama legitimately won the popular vote and the electoral college vote for US president. T/F I say true

E. All men and women, black, hispanic, muslim, asian, and caucasian, etc., are created equal. T/F true.

ChicagoSuz219  Donating Member  (833 posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Feb-09-10 03:39 AM
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3. Is C really true in all 50 states? I'm not sure that it is...
   
...I'm sure there are some antiquated laws still on the books.

I think there should be a Spelling Test... it would weed out all the Teabaggers... LOL

I think we should also add how to pronounce Corpsman?

I love it when they come up with these things thinking they can burn us conservatives.
Of course I would make one modification to that list and ask George W Bush was our legitimate President from 2001 and 2009 t or f 

[Tantal]

Half of Obama's voters would have to have the test read to them.

[JohnnyReb]

Half of Obama's voters would have to have the test read to them.

True....and it ain't funny worth a damn...but I'll :rotf:anyway.

[Happy Fun Ball]

They would only disqualify themselves with this "test", especially with E, since to be created, there must of course be a Creator.

[Freeper]

They would only disqualify themselves with this "test", especially with E, since to be created, there must of course be a Creator.

good point separation of church n state. 

[Karin]

Where are they getting that idea that all the Teaparty signs are misspelled?  I've pored over hundreds of them, looking for ideas, and I didn't see any misspellings. 

[delilahmused]

Gawd their same old assumptions and prejudices are getting tedious. Why is it so hard for them to live in a color blind society?

Cindie

[The Village Idiot]

They would only disqualify themselves with this "test", especially with E, since to be created, there must of course be a Creator.

Go ahead and propose a literacy test for voting DUmmies and see how the NAACP would feel about it.

[jukin]

If the test included just this one question Obumbler would have been trounced.

1. What party has been in control of the Congress since 2007?

[Happy Fun Ball]

Go ahead and propose a literacy test for voting DUmmies and see how the NAACP would feel about it.

1. Spell "Martial Law".
2. Spell "Hypocrisy".
3. What is the correct temperature of the earth?
4. Who was responsible for 9/11?
5. How long is 24 business hours?
6. Bush legitimately won the elections in 2000 and 2004. (True/False)
7. Kenneth Lay died in 2006. (True/False)
8. Chemtrails are real. (True/False)

[Tucker]

Half of Obama's voters would have to have the test read to them.

If he gets his way, a quarter of those will need to have it read in Spanish.

[The Village Idiot]

1. Spell "Martial Law".
2. Spell "Hypocrisy".
3. What is the correct temperature of the earth?
4. Who was responsible for 9/11?
5. How long is 24 business hours?
6. Bush legitimately won the elections in 2000 and 2004. (True/False)
7. Kenneth Lay died in 2006. (True/False)
8. Chemtrails are real. (True/False)

They would FAIL beautifully

[Tantal]

If he gets his way, a quarter of those will need to have it read in Spanish.

And another quarter will find the test to be "un-Islamic".

[GOBUCKS]

9. Spell "loser'.

[Airwolf]

We can live with a test just fine,Its you asshats over on the left that need everything from bell curves to proxies to pass the damn thing is the problem.

[AllosaursRus]

10. What is the name of the site "that cannot be named"?

[Chris]

I would love to see this proposed to any sane person in charge of administering a federal election... NYC_SKP would get his dumb ass laughed out of the room.

Showing a picture ID is too much for some poor, pitiful people but this test is a-okay.  Gotcha.

[Specbid]

9. Spell "loser'.

p-i-t-t

[Freeper]

1. Spell "Martial Law".
2. Spell "Hypocrisy".
3. What is the correct temperature of the earth?
4. Who was responsible for 9/11?
5. How long is 24 business hours?
6. Bush legitimately won the elections in 2000 and 2004. (True/False)
7. Kenneth Lay died in 2006. (True/False)
8. Chemtrails are real. (True/False)

9. The United states is a democracy true or false?
10. The Constitution is a living document. Therefore, the words written in it can not be used to stop the passing of laws that are not really allowed by the Constitution but, if it's good for the people it shall be allowed. true or false?

[YupItsMe]

B. Barack Hussein Obama is currently the legitimate President of the US. T/F  Sorry, people can call me a birther if they want.  I just can’t understand why he won’t produce a valid certificate.  A couple relatives say he was born in Kenya. I don’t know. I acknowledge it's more wishful thinking on my part.

D. In 2008, Barack Hussein Obama legitimately won the popular vote and the electoral college vote for US president. T/F    True, there was however, massive voter fraud on a scale not seen since Kennedy/Nixon, but he would have won anyway.