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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2010, 01:12:51 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 09, 2010, 12:53:41 PM
Interesting...

Something isn`t really adding up.

It is just wierd.  If my beloved grandmother-in-law were at death's door, and my hubby got called to be a pall bearer at, I don't think I would have switched from benevolent care-giver to screaming shrew about the status of my Cable TV ONE hour later.   Sheesh.
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2010, 01:22:42 PM »
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It is just wierd.  If my beloved grandmother-in-law were at death's door, and my hubby got called to be a pall bearer at, I don't think I would have switched from benevolent care-giver to screaming shrew about the status of my Cable TV ONE hour later.   Sheesh.
Pammie was in a rage because the cable wasn't working before her imaginary Super Bowl party.
Can you imagine how pissed she was at Grandma Bonnie for dying in the middle of the second quarter?
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2010, 01:46:35 PM »
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sun Feb-07-10 02:53 PMOriginal message
OH MY FRIKING GOD>>>ARE YOU SERIOUS>>>CABLE JUST MESSED UP
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I have 15 people coming, tons of food and the cable is experiencing a "service outage"


I just got off the phone with a stupid little prick and he said they were aware we were in an outage area and that they had people "working diligently" on the problem
 
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sun Feb-07-10 01:52 PMResponse to Reply #12
13. they don't expect her to live through the night
 hubby's dad just called to ask him to be a pallbearer.
 

She got over it quick.
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2010, 02:08:14 PM »
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2010, 02:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 09, 2010, 12:53:41 PM
Interesting...

Something isn`t really adding up.

I agree.......although none of the others are included, around here, it is customary to include relatives wives in the obit.........Pam isn't there.......

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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2010, 03:02:23 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on February 09, 2010, 02:55:26 PM
I agree.......although none of the others are included, around here, it is customary to include relatives wives in the obit.........Pam isn't there.......

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Here as well. 
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2010, 03:25:49 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on February 09, 2010, 02:55:26 PM
I agree.......although none of the others are included, around here, it is customary to include relatives wives in the obit.........Pam isn't there.......

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My Uncle's obit had my husband included as did my brother's as well.
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2010, 03:27:29 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on February 09, 2010, 02:55:26 PM
I agree.......although none of the others are included, around here, it is customary to include relatives wives in the obit.........Pam isn't there.......

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Looking at the Obituary, the sons have female names in parenthesis.  I suspect that those may be their wives names.  Interesting that the grandson doesn't...
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2010, 03:29:47 PM »
Mrs. Dawson may be a first class liar, I have no doubt that she's married to the 5'5", 300 lb. drunk.

Maybe she wrote the obit. Maybe she thought to herself that she would omit that PamD DUmmy. Not worthy of a mention.
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2010, 03:37:57 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on February 09, 2010, 03:27:29 PM
Looking at the Obituary, the sons have female names in parenthesis.  I suspect that those may be their wives names.  Interesting that the grandson doesn't...

Could it be that the husband dumped her a while back, and she never bothered to let the DUmp know........

Enquiring minds and all.....

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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2010, 03:44:34 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on February 09, 2010, 03:37:57 PM
Could it be that the husband dumped her a while back, and she never bothered to let the DUmp know........

Enquiring minds and all.....

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You might be on to something there.

I wonder if Dad has custody of Holli?
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2010, 03:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Randy on February 09, 2010, 03:44:34 PM
You might be on to something there.

I wonder if Dad has custody of Holli?

If I remember correctly, Holli has gone off to college.....she may be emancipated......

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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2010, 03:55:36 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on February 09, 2010, 03:47:32 PM
If I remember correctly, Holli has gone off to college.....she may be emancipated......

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Just remember that DUmmy's lie. All the time, they lie. Pam is the DUmmy of the year for a reason.
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2010, 04:51:16 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on February 09, 2010, 03:47:32 PM
If I remember correctly, Holli has gone off to college.....she may be emancipated......

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Yeah, remember Pam annnounced Holli got full books.
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2010, 04:54:36 PM »
Well, sounds like she had a busy week. 

She was released from the hospital on Saturday.

Her sister's house burned down on Sunday.

Had some freezing rain, one day last week.

Then, Friday she was planning her Super Bowl shin dig, with Scotch Eggs, meatballs, etc for her guests.  (I am sure she didn't eat any.)

And she was busy cleaning up the house when her Grandma almost died, and then did die, in the middle of her FRIKING cable going out, and maybe having to go to a bar, but then the cable came back. 


Did I miss something?
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2010, 04:55:39 PM »
She was supposed to be living with Granny before that though. I wonder if Dad took her with him...
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2010, 04:58:44 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 09, 2010, 04:54:36 PM
Well, sounds like she had a busy week. 

She was released from the hospital on Saturday.

Her sister's house burned down on Sunday.

Had some freezing rain, one day last week.

Then, Friday she was planning her Super Bowl shin dig, with Scotch Eggs, meatballs, etc for her guests.  (I am sure she didn't eat any.)

And she was busy cleaning up the house when her Grandma almost died, and then did die, in the middle of her FRIKING cable going out, and maybe having to go to a bar, but then the cable came back. 


Did I miss something?


Oh I'm sure there's some sort of lie or 50 we've missed somewhere. She was posting to LVL too last week.
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2010, 05:17:57 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 09, 2010, 04:54:36 PM
Well, sounds like she had a busy week. 

She was released from the hospital on Saturday.

Her sister's house burned down on Sunday.

Had some freezing rain, one day last week.

Then, Friday she was planning her Super Bowl shin dig, with Scotch Eggs, meatballs, etc for her guests.  (I am sure she didn't eat any.)

And she was busy cleaning up the house when her Grandma almost died, and then did die, in the middle of her FRIKING cable going out, and maybe having to go to a bar, but then the cable came back. 


Did I miss something?


Yeah. Got Monday off from school because of snow.
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2010, 06:18:47 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on February 09, 2010, 05:17:57 PM
Yeah. Got Monday off from school because of snow.



dang.


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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2010, 06:31:13 PM »
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dang.
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Like sands from the hourglass....
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2010, 08:45:48 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on February 09, 2010, 02:55:26 PM
I agree.......although none of the others are included, around here, it is customary to include relatives wives in the obit.........Pam isn't there.......

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What do ya wanna bet that Pam isn't in Grandma's will either, and perhaps that was what put Pammy on such a short fuse with the snot-nosed cable boy on the phone?
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2010, 08:53:52 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 09, 2010, 08:45:48 PM
What do ya wanna bet that Pam isn't in Grandma's will either, and perhaps that was what put Pammy on such a short fuse with the snot-nosed cable boy on the phone?

She doesn't strike me as the kind of person one includes in a will.  I mean, her freaking sister's house burnt down, and they only lived 60 miles away, and she just sent her a pizza and a hotel room, for a night! And that was blood.  Not inlaws.
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #47 on: February 09, 2010, 08:59:56 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 09, 2010, 08:53:52 PM
She doesn't strike me as the kind of person one includes in a will.  I mean, her freaking sister's house burnt down, and they only lived 60 miles away, and she just sent her a pizza and a hotel room, for a night! And that was blood.  Not inlaws.

Whoa, now. What about the $100 gift card?
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #48 on: February 09, 2010, 09:04:32 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 09, 2010, 08:59:56 PM
Whoa, now. What about the $100 gift card?

Glad you keep me on my toes. 

My bad.  Her benevolence knows no bounds.   :uhsure:
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Re: DUmmy Pam's SUper DUper SUper Bowl Bouncy - And A Shout Out
« Reply #49 on: February 09, 2010, 09:07:49 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 09, 2010, 08:45:48 PM
What do ya wanna bet that Pam isn't in Grandma's will either, and perhaps that was what put Pammy on such a short fuse with the snot-nosed cable boy on the phone?

Grandma had three kids and three step-kids. PD brings up the rear.
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