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DUmmy Vincardog Takes A Job
« on: February 07, 2010, 12:19:54 AM »
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Vincardog  (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-06-10 10:20 PM
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Great news. They called today and I start training for my new job a week from Monday.
It is with the Census and is only Temp. But it is the first job I have found in YEARS.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7657484

Congratulations, DUmmy. After training at ACORN headquarters, I'm sure you will be a good counter.

And this experience will help you land your next job, with the 2020 census.

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Re: DUmmy Vincardog Takes A Job
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 12:42:45 AM »
Just remember to count minorities twice.

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Re: DUmmy Vincardog Takes A Job
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 12:55:48 AM »
Just remember to count minorities twice.

And illegal aliens, or "undocumented citizens", or whatever the hell they call them now....
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DUmmy Vincardog Takes A Job
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2010, 12:58:22 AM »
And illegal aliens, or "undocumented citizens", or whatever the hell they call them now....

Entitled future citizen voters?

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Re: DUmmy Vincardog Takes A Job
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2010, 12:58:41 AM »
And illegal aliens, or "undocumented citizens", or whatever the hell they call them now....

Democratic voters.

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Re: DUmmy Vincardog Takes A Job
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 01:50:49 AM »
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DUmmy Vincardog Takes A Job
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2010, 08:00:03 AM »

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Re: DUmmy Vincardog Takes A Job
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2010, 09:29:49 AM »
Fixed for accuracy. :-)

Ah, thank you!

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Re: DUmmy Vincardog Takes A Job
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2010, 10:27:16 AM »
And illegal aliens, or "undocumented citizens", or whatever the hell they call them now....

That is what my congressbitch calls them.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.