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Offline Freeper

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My dog and the Republicans have the same two-step concept of sharing and comprom
« on: February 06, 2010, 10:48:47 AM »
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My dog and the Republicans have the same two-step concept of sharing and compromise:
   
Step 1: Give me some of what you have.
Step 2: Now give me the rest of it.

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Your dog is a liberal dude. You have a juicy steak that theoretically you worked to buy and someone worked to cook it. Your dog lounged around all day long and now wants as much of that steak as you can possibly give him. He may even whine and cry a little to try to make you feel bad and give in and share your steak with him. Even if you gave him the whole thing ten seconds after he woofed it down he would be begging for more. Yes my friends dogs are liberal democrats. But at least we can enjoy the company of our dogs so they do have a purpose.
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I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: My dog and the Republicans have the same two-step concept of sharing and comprom
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2010, 11:10:50 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on February 06, 2010, 10:48:47 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7653159

Your dog is a liberal dude. You have a juicy steak that theoretically you worked to buy and someone worked to cook it. Your dog lounged around all day long and now wants as much of that steak as you can possibly give him. He may even whine and cry a little to try to make you feel bad and give in and share your steak with him. Even if you gave him the whole thing ten seconds after he woofed it down he would be begging for more. Yes my friends dogs are liberal democrats. But at least we can enjoy the company of our dogs so they do have a purpose.


You also forget the other rule of the liberal. If you turn your back on what's left of your steak the dog will steal it.
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Re: My dog and the Republicans have the same two-step concept of sharing and comprom
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 11:24:50 AM »
Quote from: Randy on February 06, 2010, 11:10:50 AM
You also forget the other rule of the liberal. If you turn your back on what's left of your steak the dog will steal it.

Our dog is well behaved enough not to steal food. But I bet if I left the table long enough I'd have a happy dog and an empty plate.  :-)
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I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: My dog and the Republicans have the same two-step concept of sharing and comprom
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2010, 12:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on February 06, 2010, 11:24:50 AM
Our dog is well behaved enough not to steal food. But I bet if I left the table long enough I'd have a happy dog and an empty plate.  :-)

This dog here might jump on the table and take it while your eating. heh.
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