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I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« on: February 05, 2010, 06:20:24 PM »
No, really...totally true story:

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Jeffersons Ghost  (1000+ posts)        Sat Feb-06-10 12:12 AM
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I was an operative for the CIA
 From time to time, I still enjoy giving the spooks hell as they try to shadow one of the best there ever was. They expend many man-hours because I know way toO much and keep threatening to reveal it all at multiple library terminals. I make these threats to not only the CIA but also the NSA signaling division, because I know a great deal about their closely related technology. if they'd stop toying with me online, I'd "Let It Be" but they're ALL control freaks, intent on violating my civil liberties.

I suspect they might try killing me and I no longer give a ****. I've got cancer and it's about quality of life in my remaining days.

I had a top secret clearance in the Navy because I used advanced technology to track Soviet submarines.

Unlike the general public, on 9/11 we were already using wireless in the unregulated bandwidths to relay internet from the Bellsouth Tower to tier 3 ISPs for clandestine purposes.

If you recommend this OP to the top, I've got plenty more to tell. If it doesn't climb the greatest page, I'll know our police-state government has blocked another one of my posts, violating my constitutional rights again and head to the libraries, where it's hard to stop my posts.

MORE TO FOLLOW...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7649515

I'm simply dripping with anticipation.

It just goes to show you: You just can't keep good TiTs down.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2010, 06:24:26 PM »
There are things seared, SEARED, in his memory
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 06:32:04 PM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

If the CIA wanted this person gone I suspect that they would be gone.  :-)
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 06:32:08 PM »
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Unlike the general public, on 9/11 we were already using wireless in the unregulated bandwidths to relay internet from the Bellsouth Tower to tier 3 ISPs for clandestine purposes.

I once worked for AT&T - this is what was called Project Angel - it dates back to '97 - its nothing Super-Dooper-Top-Secret-Gubbmint-Clandestine-BlackOPs. Although there are some who still think that AT&T is a Government spy network..

I wonder if this primitive knows that Skynet is an AT&T invention - the satellite network was sold off to Loral Communications back in 96-97 -- that'll make-em soil their undies..   :evillaugh:
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 06:39:53 PM »
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Jeffersons Ghost  (1000+ posts)        Sat Feb-06-10 12:12 AM
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I was an operative for the CIA

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fap fap fap


So it was you on the grassy knoll that day...


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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 06:53:35 PM »
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33. TOMORROW NIGHT PART TWO...
 I don't expect everyone to understand but even this humble OP presents emotional challenges to me. I just called my ex-boss he won't talk to me anymore. He's a good friend and we go way back.
Patrick T. Lancaster


Can someone track this retard (sorry, Sarah...just sometimes...) during each post?
 
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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-06-10 12:29 AM
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24. And I'm the Queen of Spain.

 meh

Half right is righter than you usually are.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2010, 06:54:13 PM »
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...but they're ALL control freaks, intent on violating my civil liberties.

So they're all liberal democrats, huh?
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 06:59:30 PM »

Love this one :).
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 07:01:37 PM »
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Alias Dictus Tyrant (137 posts)      Fri Feb-05-10 07:25 PM
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19. Culinary Institute of America prefers the term "chef" to "operative".

This is what I meant to post.  I got a little carried away...
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2010, 07:18:54 PM »
Upon seeing the title, but before opening this thread to read it, I thought this might be the formica primitive, but nope.

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20. I was given the same treatment here.

You have to be cleared for weird to understand.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2010, 07:24:09 PM »
LOL  I gotta mark this one.  This is too funny ......  plus I have been asked to keep an eye on this one.  The deal goes down tomorrow night if he says what we think he will ....

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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2010, 07:57:42 PM »
As Franksolich would say....Oh My.

And my name is Agent Orange. I'm a Double-knot-Spy with the NSA. I co-ordinated the Bay of Pigs invasion and was killed. Fortunately my thumb survived and Oscar Goldman, the OSI Chief who created the $6 Million dollar man, had me cloned. I can't give you the number for my shoe phone because KAOS might trace it.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2010, 08:01:46 PM »
I thought "Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind" was an excellent movie. Chuck Barris was a lot more believable as a spook than this mentally ill DUmmy.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2010, 10:36:51 PM »
I think I saw this episode of Burn Notice last week..........
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2010, 01:25:04 AM »
 :rotf:    :rotf:    :rotf:    :rotf:    :rotf:


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115. Are you TomInTuscaloosa?

I laughed so hard I hurt myself !!!
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2010, 02:20:26 AM »
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163. Top of the Homepage and the Greatest? Really, this?
   
I'm going to go open another beer. I hope at some point I'll understand why this is the case.

 
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182. I know - it's embarrassing

 :rotf: :rotf:

But, DU is mainstream America. Nothing to be embarrassed about.  :lmao:
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2010, 03:23:16 AM »
Quote from: kenth on February 06, 2010, 02:20:26 AM
:rotf: :rotf:

But, DU is mainstream America. Nothing to be embarrassed about.  :lmao:

I hope all the Lousy Freeper Trolls are reccing it.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2010, 03:51:34 AM »
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15. Not this again...
   
Edited on Fri Feb-05-10 06:28 PM by Marr
Didn't we deal with this last year...? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't this story just get more and more paranoid, until it eventually became, "people are driving by my house, clearly spying on me"? And your son had gotten in trouble at school or something, which was a CIA plot to get to you?

I thought it was simply an expression of mental illness back then, but the accompanying plea for recommendations to the "Greatest Page" leaves me a bit more cynical this time.
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40. you're obviously confussing me with someone else. that's not my story at alll
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88. I'm never confussed.
   
A little addled at times, but never confussed.
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101. You're right. I confused you with someone else.
   
The other poster seemed genuinely troubled. This seems more like something from Art Bell.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2010, 04:18:45 AM »
Of all the psych wards, in all the towns, in all the world, he walks into DU.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2010, 05:29:03 AM »
You can tell it's a bouncy. Everyone knows if the CIA wants to kill you they GIVE you the cancer he's got.... ::)
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2010, 06:23:32 AM »
Coach, I think we just found the best subject matter for the most classic DUmmie FUnnies of all time right there.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2010, 07:56:34 AM »
Marr is channeling formercia :lmao:
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2010, 08:01:03 AM »
Somebody's been watching the X-Files a few too many times or something.........
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2010, 08:43:45 AM »
The Hand of Rove has moved upon the face of the troubled waters:

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227. We're locking this.
   
Consensus is to lock this up now. Seems best all around. Thanks all.

Kill joys.

Obviously a COINTELPRO operative sent just to secretly keep the secrets secreted.
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Re: I Was an Operative for the CIA...
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2010, 09:34:15 AM »
Walter Mitty reads DU and says, "These people are insane".





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