Why do they have to post this shit before they make a trip to the hospital?
You're presupposing that they are actually going to make a trip to the hospital. DUmmies love attention, and having other DUmmies wishing them their stupid "vibes" and "white light". It's reassuring to them, because usually their fellow DUmmies are watching them for any weakness or unorthodoxy, so they can spring to the attack and rip their guts out.
As far as the CalPig's husband is concerned, you have to feel for the moron. Can you imagine crawling between the sheets every night with that thing?