Ya know, we have a Mayo Clinic here in Arizona, I'm pretty sure they could treat about anything a person could have.
Well, you know, sir, one of the primary characteristics of the primitives is the "need" to be "special" in some way, and especially in a way that imposes a burden upon others.
One of the usual techniques is to be "sick"--and not only sick, but afflicted with a rare ailment demanding the utmost of expertise and energies of medical personnel, and the sacking of taxpayers' (or other insurance policy-holders') wallets.
A common cold isn't "special" enough.
It has to be rare and expensive so as to make a primitive feel "special."