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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2010, 04:38:17 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 04, 2010, 02:58:26 PM
You can put all kinds of mixers/drinks in with teh ghey thing:

1.  Any fruit or juice with passion in it or around it. WTF? Passion? You want passion, go see a smut flick.
2.  Any drink that ends in -schnapps. you want schnapps? Go to Germany and drink a Magenbitter - it'll set you free.
3.  Any drink with honey in it. Sweet drinks are automatically teh ghey.
4.  Any drink that has a goofy name like "Harvey Wallbanger". Who the hell was Harvey Wallbanger anyway?
5.  Any drink with faux violence in it like "Irish Car Bomb" or "Kamikaze". You want something violent? Watch a Dirty Harry flick.

Fail on 3 and 4.  I get the periodic bottle of Berentzen's Apfelschnapps at the Class VI Store, chilled shots of it are great and a certain ceremonial thing in a group of my old mil buds when we get together.  It's like apple cider but 40 proof.  And on the honey, I'd agree if it's a mixed drinks but I know a ton of folks who brew mead and guzzle it. 
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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2010, 05:23:19 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 04, 2010, 04:38:17 PM
Fail on 3 and 4.  I get the periodic bottle of Berentzen's Apfelschnapps at the Class VI Store, chilled shots of it are great and a certain ceremonial thing in a group of my old mil buds when we get together.  It's like apple cider but 40 proof.  And on the honey, I'd agree if it's a mixed drinks but I know a ton of folks who brew mead and guzzle it. 

There's a BIG difference between using honey to brew mead and putting it into a mixed drink.  Schnapps is for pussies.........  :fuelfire:  :-)
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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2010, 05:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 04, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
There's a BIG difference between using honey to brew mead and putting it into a mixed drink.  Schnapps is for pussies.........  :fuelfire:  :-)



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Mix it with champagne and/or wine......it will crack your tailbone.....

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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2010, 05:26:43 PM »
Wait...what about Drambuie?
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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2010, 07:52:17 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 04, 2010, 12:08:21 PM
  A bunch of guys that I play golf with also drink Vodka lemonades on a regular basis (meaning constantly), and my country club only serves pink lemonade as well.

There is something fundamentally wrong with this.  Pretty much on every level.   



Drink a dang beer for the love of Pete!! 



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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2010, 07:55:50 PM »
a black & tan......... yum.....  :cheersmate:
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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2010, 08:10:52 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 04, 2010, 04:38:17 PM
Fail on 3 and 4.  I get the periodic bottle of Berentzen's Apfelschnapps at the Class VI Store, chilled shots of it are great and a certain ceremonial thing in a group of my old mil buds when we get together.  It's like apple cider but 40 proof.  And on the honey, I'd agree if it's a mixed drinks but I know a ton of folks who brew mead and guzzle it.  

On the honey thing, you sure you aren't thinking of Bärenjäger? That shit was up there on the bar in the Kneipe, but I never saw anybody but women drink it. Girly shit.

Apfelkorn is the stuff that a lot of us drank. You're right - in the freezer it was pretty good, but the Dornkaat next to it was mo betta.

And hell, now that I'm thinking about it, we used to initiate noobs with Ratzeputz.  :evillaugh:
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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2010, 08:17:32 PM »
Ralph, you weren't voted hottest chick on TOS for nothing!
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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2010, 08:21:02 PM »
You're a fag for even starting this thread.

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Quote from: Thor on February 04, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
a black & tan......... yum.....  :cheersmate:

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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2010, 08:30:46 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 04, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
a black & tan......... yum.....  :cheersmate:

Only make mine without the "tan".

Ahhhh.  Ambrosia. 
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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2010, 08:55:58 PM »
Yes.  A well poured Guinness needs no accouterments. 
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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2010, 11:33:13 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 04, 2010, 02:58:26 PM
You can put all kinds of mixers/drinks in with teh ghey thing:

1.  Any fruit or juice with passion in it or around it. WTF? Passion? You want passion, go see a smut flick.
2.  Any drink that ends in -schnapps. you want schnapps? Go to Germany and drink a Magenbitter - it'll set you free.
3.  Any drink with honey in it. Sweet drinks are automatically teh ghey.
4.  Any drink that has a goofy name like "Harvey Wallbanger". Who the hell was Harvey Wallbanger anyway?
5.  Any drink with faux violence in it like "Irish Car Bomb" or "Kamikaze". You want something violent? Watch a Dirty Harry flick.

+1 for #5
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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2010, 12:28:04 AM »
Sometimes I drink whiskey, sometimes I drink rum
Sometimes I drink brandy, at other times none
But if I get boozey, my whiskey's my own
And them that don't like me, can leave me alone

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die

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Re: OK, let's settle this
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2010, 04:50:01 AM »
Quote from: longview on February 05, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
Sometimes I drink whiskey, sometimes I drink rum
Sometimes I drink brandy, at other times none
But if I get boozey, my whiskey's my own
And them that don't like me, can leave me alone

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die

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I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer

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