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Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
« on: February 03, 2010, 04:28:33 PM »
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Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick":

    In Saudi Arabia, size does count.

    A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to "Biggest Dick" in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.
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Re: Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 04:36:52 PM »
Well, I guess that puts him down as a real wanker!
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Re: Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 05:06:03 PM »
He must have a tough life, nobody could live up to billing like that!

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Re: Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2010, 10:45:04 AM »
Not to be confused with this guy:
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Re: Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2010, 11:43:17 AM »
Quote from: njpines on February 04, 2010, 10:45:04 AM
Not to be confused with this guy:




Why, would that be Bigguth Dickuth?
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Re: Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2010, 11:45:14 AM »
Yeth, it would!  :-)
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Re: Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2010, 03:57:26 PM »
Probably the first time in history that a Saudi has denied a big dick entry to a sandy shithole.
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Re: Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2010, 03:58:02 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on February 04, 2010, 03:57:26 PM
Probably the first time in history that a Saudi has denied a big dick entry to a sandy shithole.

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Re: Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2010, 04:00:13 PM »
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Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.
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Immediately followed by Akbar Zeb putting his 18"'s down ...

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