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Offline Carl

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Just for a dose of stupid
« on: February 02, 2010, 08:46:36 PM »
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Nancy and Harry - you're finally on NOTICE. You are close to being fired in 2010.
   
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MEMORANDUM
2/2/10

FROM: THE DESK OF PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

TO: MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI


Dear Mr. Reid and Ms. Pelosi,

The people have spoken loudly in 2006, and again in 2008 when we elected the majorities of the Democratic Party into the Senate and the House, we expected you to work for us. You forget, the people of the United States of America, the Democratic majority has a mandate, and that mandate was to listen to the people of the United States of America.

Mr. Reid, who the hell decided that you should be the Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate? You are leading the most corrupt (from the people's perspective) Senate in U.S. history. We, the people of the United States of America, think you should resign from the Majority Leader position, and let someone else from the bluest of the blue states, someone who has the balls to take on the horns of the U.S. Senate, who will follow the people's mandate, not the corporation mandates for all corruption. You have let this gone too far. You have let the Republicans (the most corrupt side of the U.S. Senate in history) have their way. It's not the Republicans that you need to worry about. There are a LOT of angry, VERY angry people, who think that you have let Senator Edward Moore Kennedy down, refused to pass anything MEANINGFUL; refused to think about anything for the people, without pissing off the corporations. Here's a little piece of news for you: Corporations are NOT people. They are not a living, breathing thing. That's why the corrupt Supreme Court of the United States (with the exception of Ginsburg, Sotomayer, Stevens and Breyer) has let the corporations influence the Congress. That's a VERY bad thing, and it needs to be REVERSED immediately. If you want to save face, then you and Ms. Pelosi need to sit down and discuss about impeaching the Felonious Five which are as stands: Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, Alito and Kennedy. That's the only way to save your ass and your career. Nevada, as I understand, is about ready to fire you, and is looking for a progressive replacement who will follow the law, the people's mandates, and ignore the Republicans and the corporation.


Ms Pelosi, your announcement today was the last straw. Expect the people of the 8th district of California to forcibly remove you from the Speaker of the House and your seat itself effective this election year. The people of the United States of America had waited for more than 4 years for the Bush impeachment to happen, and we even gave you the mandate to do so that. You declared the Bush impeachment to be "off the table" as you eloquently stated. That is unacceptable. William Jefferson (Blythe) Clinton was impeached for nothing, while Mr. Bush (we, the people of the United States of America refuse to recognize Mr. Bush as the 43rd President of the United States) has committed serious crimes, which includes high treason, and many felonies that are uncountable. We sat down passively when you refused to impeach Mr. Bush. We sat down passively when you refused to keep the public option alive. You wanted to follow the Senate who are the most corrupt Senate in history. Ms. Pelosi, we have had enough of your passiveness - you cannot, I repeat, cannot do this and try to fool the people of the United States of America. In short, we would like to see you fired and thrown out of your 8th district seat so we can elect someone who's more progressive, ready to take the Congress by the horns and get what we need.


Again, both of you FAIL to understand that the Republican party is the minority and will be continuing to shrink as people of the United States of America are waking up and seeing the reality of the Republican and the Democratic parties. Harry S Truman had it right on his famous quote, "When given the choice between a Republican, and a Democrat who acts like a Republican, the voters will choose the Republican every time." ---Harry S Truman
It's time to stop.

Many times, you have let the Republicans do the talking, and give talking points. No more, Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Reid. We had enough. It's time to take action, and now is the time to take the action and kick the Republicans out of the way and get the bills passed. It's time to kick out the ConservaDems and you know very well who they are, out of the caucus and get things done.

Sincerely yours,

The people of the United States of America


That's how I ****ing feel. Don't like it? Tough.

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Idiotic,impotent rage amuses me is all.  :rotf:
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2010, 08:53:44 PM »
Uh-oh, looks like ANOTHER DUmmie who forgot to read the Constitution and the Federalist Papers.  You can't impeach a SCOTUS justice.  And even if you refer to the Chase impeachment of 1805 (where he was not convicted), it's hardly a binding action on future Congresses.
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2010, 08:59:52 PM »
The DUmmie may have gotten one thing right in that overly long screed.  Reid may indeed lose his ass seat in 2010, but not for the reasons he thinks.
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2010, 09:13:07 PM »
Ahhh, another open letter to someone who couldn't care less about the DUmmies.  But the DUmmies are so cute when they are angry and demanding. 

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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2010, 09:15:08 PM »
Why is it these people simply cannot handle basic spelling and grammar, in a supposedly formal letter to the "big guys" no less?
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2010, 09:31:47 PM »
Quote from: Oceander on February 02, 2010, 09:15:08 PM
Why is it these people simply cannot handle basic spelling and grammar, in a supposedly formal letter to the "big guys" no less?

They cannot afford a proof reader or editor.
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2010, 09:59:38 PM »
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Don't like it? Tough.

Actually, not liking it wasn't all that tough.
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2010, 12:06:17 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on February 02, 2010, 09:31:47 PM
They cannot afford a proof reader or editor.

Good grief! Even FireFox has a spell checker! Get with the technology, DUmbasses!
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 07:52:38 AM »
And too, I don't think you should use words like "balls" and "ass" when writing to a congresscreep.  You lose credibility.  I've written some hateful and hurtful things to upchuck, but I've never used language that you couldn't use in front of your grandmother. 
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2010, 07:58:40 AM »
I fully support the writer of that letter and it's premise.  I think that Chris Matthews and Keith Oberman need to put this on their shows today!!!!

Shout it from the rooftops. 
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2010, 08:03:43 AM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on February 03, 2010, 07:58:40 AM
I fully support the writer of that letter and it's premise.  I think that Chris Matthews and Keith Oberman need to put this on their shows today!!!!

Shout it from the rooftops. 

WHAT! ...You want their viewership to increase?
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2010, 08:29:36 AM »
Yep, impotent rage that will go nowhere as usual.  I like this line:

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If you want to save face, then you and Ms. Pelosi need to sit down and discuss about impeaching the Felonious Five which are as stands: Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, Alito and Kennedy. That's the only way to save your ass and your career.


On what grounds, exactly? :whatever:
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2010, 10:48:15 AM »
I'm pretty sure that both Reid and Pelosi will lose their leadership jobs this year. Hell, I'll double down and say Reid will lose all of his positions. Nanzi Pelosi will always be reelected in the land of faggots and hippies.
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2010, 10:52:18 AM »
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You have let this gone too far.

Don't you love it when they try to act smart?
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2010, 10:55:31 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 03, 2010, 08:03:43 AM
WHAT! ...You want their viewership to increase?

Oh no, I just want the people that do not watch to see how looney the left really is.
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2010, 11:24:49 AM »
Quote from: Karin on February 03, 2010, 07:52:38 AM
And too, I don't think you should use words like "balls" and "ass" when writing to a congresscreep.  You lose credibility.  I've written some hateful and hurtful things to upchuck, but I've never used language that you couldn't use in front of your grandmother. 
I don't think you have met my grandmother. lol
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2010, 11:43:48 AM »
Wow, Hawkeye, that's really telling 'em!  Now if only you lived in either Nevada or SanFranFreako maybe your opinion might actually matter come election day!

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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2010, 11:49:07 AM »
Quote from: Karin on February 03, 2010, 07:52:38 AM
And too, I don't think you should use words like "balls" and "ass" when writing to a congresscreep.  You lose credibility.  I've written some hateful and hurtful things to upchuck, but I've never used language that you couldn't use in front of your grandmother. 

Yep, using language like that will make sure your letter heads straight to the "round" file before the congress critter ever sees it. Don't tell me, DUmmies think they open their own mail?
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2010, 12:52:57 PM »


Me thinks that the dump needs another "I Believe" thread
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2010, 12:53:54 PM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on February 03, 2010, 10:55:31 AM
Oh no, I just want the people that do not watch to see how looney the left really is.

Didn't Obama just tell Democrats to stop watching MSNBC?
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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2010, 01:58:07 PM »
Funny how they never seem to realize that the majority of "the people" aren't even thinking about half this crap.

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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2010, 04:47:01 PM »
Another open letter that will be filed in the electronic equivalent of the circular file by some low grade staffer who sees it for what it is.


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Re: Just for a dose of stupid
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2010, 05:06:23 PM »
Quote from: FGL on February 03, 2010, 12:53:54 PM
Didn't Obama just tell Democrats to stop watching MSNBC?

Yes, and Rahm Emanuel called the DUmmies a bunch of F'n retards....

Which is an insult to retards....
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