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Offline franksolich

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sparkling husband primitive returns home, finds place trashed
« on: January 26, 2010, 05:44:43 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x74322

Oh my.

I have no idea, no idea at all, why this is in the cooking and baking forum.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-25-10 09:45 PM
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"Its like having racoons"

That was Sparkly, upon our returning home and finding the garbage can's contents spread from the kitchen, through the dining room, and on into the living room.

Has anyone ever seen a German Shepherd Dog, upon realizing that it has committed an act that caused displeasure, crawl in abject suplification on its belly?

The Border Collie simply looked on, then booked for parts unknown.

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 12:22 AM
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1. My dog used to start crawling every time she saw another animal that she wanted to greet -- even if it was a block away.

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Tesha  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 06:53 AM
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2. Yup!
 
crawl until they get to you, then roll over and expose their soft parts.

Dogs are pack animals and have to submit to the boss - that'd be you Stinky! But when you're not there... all's fair!

maybe you need a garbage can you can lock?

my daughters' brand new puppy can reach over the edge of the table already...
and has the most innocent look...

"What? Why are you looking at me? Do you have more of that people food?"

Wow.

The sparkling husband primitive has to roll over and expose his soft parts?

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 07:09 AM
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3. I'm so sorry.

But your OP really cracked me up!

Are you sure you have a lone culprit? Might we worth setting up an inexpensive little webcam or videocam to make sure Big isn't taking all the blame unnecessarily.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 01:28 PM
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4. Bored dogs raise hell

Throw in their natural instinct as scavengers and you come up with a reason to get that fancy metal trash can you've been dreaming about, the one with the locking lid.

http://www.b2bessentials.com/productdetail.aspx?id=9693... 

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housewolf  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 05:23 PM
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5. I have on who can open the cabinet door under the sink to get to the trash and then eat anything that ever even touched anything that was even remotely biologic - sometimes the most disgusting things. She made herself quite sick one time a few months ago with 5 giant throw-up piles in my carpeted living room. I thought she'd taught herself a lesson but oh no... The other day I stepped outside to take care of an emergenccy regarding my fence and talk to my neighbor for a few minutes... came in to find trash all over the kitchen.

Drat! I have to put the darned trash can out of her reach whenever I go out and I guess I just wasn't thinking... darned food-obsessed dog!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive returns home, finds place trashed
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 05:55:14 PM »
My BIL has a dog, Pit Bull, which never grew up. In the head. That dog is like a 100-lb puppy. His name is Knuckles.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2010, 06:03:17 PM by FGL »
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Re: sparkling husband primitive returns home, finds place trashed
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 06:11:54 PM »
I think Rove was behind it.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive returns home, finds place trashed
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2010, 06:18:21 PM »
Amazing how stupid people seem shocked when an animal simply acts in compliance with its nature. Like the imbeciles who are surprised when their sweet, gentle pit bull rips out their two-year-old's throat.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive returns home, finds place trashed
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2010, 06:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on January 26, 2010, 06:11:54 PM
I think Rove was behind it.

Indeed. One can't spell 'Rover' without 'Rove'.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive returns home, finds place trashed
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 07:42:42 PM »
Quote from: miskie on January 26, 2010, 06:19:34 PM
Indeed. One can't spell 'Rover' without 'Rove'.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Kinda like you can't spell "crap" without "rap."
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Re: sparkling husband primitive returns home, finds place trashed
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2010, 07:44:07 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2010, 07:42:42 PM
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Kinda like you can't spell "crap" without "rap."

Or "Democrat" without "Rat"
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