DUmmy Husb2Sparkly, sitting on the basement toilet by the litter box, is never, ever, a happy man. Even though he brags to the DUmp about his affluence nearly as much as Pam Dawson, he has a sour outlook on everything. Now he's even worried about Sparkly's co-worker down at the strip club, who slipped off a slippery pole and sprained her ankle. So he's not happy, and no one else should be, either:
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:34 PM
Original message
Do you know anybody who's happy?
Really happy? Not deluded or in need of meds. But honestly happy.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7571169Skittles (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:34 PM
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1. only clueless ****s
Several DUmmies on this thread confess to being happy, but they are only the nameless, faceless, useless neophyte DUmmies, and no one really cares how they feel. True Stalinist democrats are never, ever happy, and make sure everyone knows it.
DUmmy undeterred is embarrassed by his dog's apparent happiness:
undeterred (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:35 PM
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2. My dog is happy
but he misses a lot.
DUmmy Electric Monk is worthless, a member of the faceless, namless mob, but he's trying hard to get the approval of his superiors, so maybe he can someday be promoted:
Electric Monk (694 posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:36 PM
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5. Yes, but he's four, and when he grows up he wants to be a fire truck
DUmmy vadawg, who I believe claims to be a cop, pisses on a thread nearly every time he makes a comment:
vadawg (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:37 PM
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6. rofl theres tonnes of happy people out there, if you dont know any you need to expand your circle
not everyone thinks the grass is greener or cares about politics, many people just get by day to day and are as happy as crap, personally i dont think ive ever had a day where i would say i was unhappy for all the hours in it...
Troll.
DUmmy Husb2Sparkly has no patience with people who claim happiness. There are injured strippers out there:
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:47 PM
Response to Reply #6
16. Thanks for lecturing me about shit I never said about myself.
Sometimes a question is just a topic thrown out there.
Now ..... had I said "I'm not happy. Are you?" your post would have made sense.
Similarly, had I asked the question and then said "I don't", your post would have made sense.
Instead, it is just you, rolling on the floor laughing about something that exists only your mind. And for that, I sure HOPE you're happy.
DUmmy scarletwoman apologizes for enjoying herself:
scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:54 PM
Response to Reply #14
22. I'm having my own private Ingmar Bergman film festival in my own living room.
I got a Netflix subscription for a Christmas present, so I'm going hog wild on all the old foreign films I ever wanted to see -- or see again.
It's a blast!
Er... But I'm not happy, of course.
Another nameless, faceless DUmmy disrespecting his betters:
frazzled (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:48 PM
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17. I guess there's a reason they call you Stinky
I'm beginning to realize the problems on this board are less political in nature than psychological.
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:52 PM
Response to Reply #17
21. Can you elaborate?
Or do you just enjoy throwing shit at people?
DUmmy havocmom is a legitimate democrat:
havocmom (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:56 PM
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24. Not in several years. Saw the glimmer of happy after Nov 08
but it's all over now
DUmmy grasswire confesses to happiness, but just for one day. Last month.
grasswire (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-25-10 11:59 PM
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25. I was happy for a day last month.
It was the day of the annual family get-together of many cousins at the retirement home where my mother's two remaining sisters live. To be with all my cousins and my brother was the happiest of times. I am extremely happy when with family.
Another troll:
Kaleva (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-26-10 01:02 AM
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33. I'm happy.
Hate and anger just consume people.
One DUmmy, named after unicorn shit, explains why a real democrat should never be happy:
Skittles (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-26-10 01:05 AM
Response to Reply #33
34. it's not just hate and anger that precludes happiness
just giving a shit about other people can do it