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Offline Chris_

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ChuckJ's offer to the primitives
« on: January 24, 2010, 05:37:07 PM »
This is the second health care Bouncy that I've seen in the last week or so. After reading it I've come up with a contest for the DUmmies.

I challenge all of you creative types at the DUmp to create a Bouncy that is health care related BUT also includes the conversion of a Repug/Rethug. You will get extra points if you include Bush, Cheney, and/or Rove. You will also get extra points for cheering/clapping observers.

The contest will end at 6:00 PM on Sunday, January 31. Only posts at DU will be considered. You can; however, join up here and PM me or one of the other members if you think we've overlooked a post. If you do decide to join here (or are already a member) your identity here will remain confidential so as not to jeopardize your DU membership. I will be a judge and if Mr. franksolich is willing I'd like to ask him to join me along with one other member. Maybe GOBUCKS if interested.

The winner will receive our appreciation. Plus maybe I'll whip up some sort of certificate of accomplishment.

One final thing. There is no limit to the number of Bouncy Tales that one person can fabricate for the contest.
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2010, 05:45:00 PM »
I would like to see a bouncy that includes a lack of medical insurance, a Rethug converting to Marxism, cops jumping from bushes (no bushes at Sparkly's club, I'm pretty sure), and an outcome determined by corporate contributions. And it has to start with the word "So", and be applauded by admiring bystanders.
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Re: ChuckJ's offer to the primitives
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2010, 05:46:42 PM »
By the way, to save us work of getting out the boat and rowing over to Skins's island to look for something, all lurking primitives are encouraged, always, to "personal message" one of us a campfire the particular primitive thinks is worth posting here, but doesn't want to post it himself.

I've done it a couple of times for primitives, and I'm always happy to do it.

Lest a primitive be "nervous" about identities, a primitive could register here with a screen-name unrecognizable as that of a primitive, and send the personal message.

Unlike the primitives, we're nice people here, and observe the boundaries.
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apres moi, le deluge

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Re: ChuckJ's offer to the primitives
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2010, 06:30:05 PM »
What if they were hurt by a cop jumping out of bushes?
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Re: ChuckJ's offer to the primitives
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2010, 07:47:11 AM »
Quote from: FGL on January 24, 2010, 06:30:05 PM
What if they were hurt by a cop jumping out of bushes?
That would be an interesting twist!
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Re: ChuckJ's offer to the primitives
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2010, 09:37:44 AM »
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a Rethug converting to Marxism,

First, the Rethug would have to have a sputtering red-faced rant, before he got his epiphany, all the while the DUmmie remained calm, cool, collected, and logical. 
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Re: ChuckJ's offer to the primitives
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2010, 11:09:38 AM »
Quote from: FGL on January 24, 2010, 06:30:05 PM
What if they were hurt by a cop jumping out of bushes?

If it was a rethug who was hurt by the cop and then converted I'd have to give it a lot of extra points.
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Re: ChuckJ's offer to the primitives
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2010, 12:40:43 PM »
I myself would love to see a twist involving their time in the peace corps. Learning bushman cures and MacGyver style fighting techniques while serving in Vietnam with the Green Berets and Marine Force Recon, and you can not forget your stint as a CIA mole.  :-)
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Re: ChuckJ's offer to the primitives
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2010, 01:26:32 PM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on January 25, 2010, 12:40:43 PM
I myself would love to see a twist involving their time in the peace corps. Learning bushman cures and MacGyver style fighting techniques while serving in Vietnam with the Green Berets and Marine Force Recon, and you can not forget your stint as a CIA mole. 
I'm not sure TiTtymania qualifies as a bouncy.
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Re: ChuckJ's offer to the primitives
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2010, 01:30:53 PM »
TiTtymania is the ultimate superball of bouncies! But alas it has to be a 100% TiT fabrication. There just is no substitute.

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